Alizée Official Site - Page 10

aditya8617 · #91 09-13-2007, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Capn

well we all heard of wikipedia but there are other wikis that don't concentrate on telling the truth but more or less are there to humor you so far Alizee is the first person I found with a positive page on this site http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Alizee Its actually pretty funny and further proves how Alizée knows god and is a prophet

she was sent to Earth as God quote: "Couldn't concentrate with her around."

Hey! No one can blame us now for losing our concentrations!

atra201 · #92 09-13-2007, 12:31 PM

that's wonderful
i was expecting that . thanks guys

Cooney · #93 09-13-2007, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Fish

Can I get a Youpidou?!

Youpidou!

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Originally Posted by Killian

/snip
prayers here
/snip

Hahaha, brilliant Killian, brilliant! I did some hunting around and found the Hail Mary in French so I could switch it to Alizée as well. Now I'll have to find these as well :-P I don't know what they all are, though. The first one is based on the "Lord's Prayer" which will be easy enough to get in French... what are the common names of the things the next two are based on?

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Originally Posted by MesGourmandises

So how would I be obliged to sing this, prayer!?

How about if I said I'm in love with a girl who's ten times prettier than Alizée and I'm sure all of you would think so too? Would that make me have to recieve penance? hahaha >:|

SINNER AGAINST ALIZÉE! For this gravest of crimes, you must do great penance. First, you must walk thrice around the block holding her concert poster as a banner, while repeatedly chanting all four prayers. When you have completed this, you must log on to the internet, find a disc of of hers you don't have, and purchase it. Finally, when it arrives, you must listen to it twoscore times and reflect upon its meaning. Then report back.

heyamigo · #94 09-13-2007, 01:30 PM

cooney and killian, you guys are killing me!!!

Killian · #95 09-13-2007, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Cooney

Hahaha, brilliant Killian, brilliant! I did some hunting around and found the Hail Mary in French so I could switch it to Alizée as well. Now I'll have to find these as well :-P I don't know what they all are, though. The first one is based on the "Lord's Prayer" which will be easy enough to get in French... what are the common names of the things the next two are based on?

Well, the second one is loosely based on two conjoined prayers, so I doubt you will find it, but it is mostly on the Nicene Creed, which would be easy to find in French, but hard to adapt to Alizée's needs.

The second is a little rhyme taught to children for when they pray. It goes:
Oh angel of God, my guardian dear,
to whom God's love commits me here,
ever this day be at my side,
to light and guard, to rule and guide. Amen.

You could translate, but I think it is English exclusive.

There are many more prays throughout many religions that are based on those of the Church of Alizée. But they are two numerous to list. I merely wrote the three most important, and one to teach your children.

Cooney · #96 09-13-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Killian

Well, the second one is loosely based on two conjoined prayers, so I doubt you will find it, but it is mostly on the Nicene Creed, which would be easy to find in French, but hard to adapt to Alizée's needs.

The second is a little rhyme taught to children for when they pray. It goes:
Oh angel of God, my guardian dear,
to whom God's love commits me here,
ever this day be at my side,
to light and guard, to rule and guide. Amen.

You could translate, but I think it is English exclusive.

There are many more prays throughout many religions that are based on those of the Church of Alizée. But they are two numerous to list. I merely wrote the three most important, and one to teach your children.

Ahh, ok. I'll really have to do some research than :-)

Who knows? Maybe we'll have to found churchofalizee.com or something :-P For now, uncyclopedia now properly lists Alizée in place of Hera under the description of gods in the greek pantheon. Who knows how long that'll last though.

rcs · #97 09-13-2007, 02:16 PM

I pledge allegiance, to Alizee,

of Paris France,

and to the recording studios, for which it stands:

one record, under contract, influential,

With Lyrics, and Website for all.

aditya8617 · #98 09-13-2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by rcs

I pledge allegiance, to Alizee,

of Paris France,

and to the recording studios, for which it stands:

one record, under contract, influential,

With Lyrics, and Website for all.

You are very late in pledging allegiance but better late than never.

Tye · #99 09-13-2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Deepwaters

Hell has the best and the worst. Heaven has the mediocre.

Of course if you believe in the firey hell then you know the best and worst are burning, while the mediocre (I don't understand this choice of word, because great men have believed in God) are setting by God.

Deepwaters · #**100** 09-13-2007, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Tye

Of course if you believe in the firey hell then you know the best and worst are burning, while the mediocre (I don't understand this choice of word, because great men have believed in God) are setting by God.

I was making a rather sarcastic joke, Tye. If one has a standard of good that is dependent on obedience to authority, then the truly good, as well as the truly bad, will be evil -- the truly good and great are ruled by their own conscience and their own understanding of the good, even in defiance of authority. When good is defined as obedience, only the mediocre are good.