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Old 02-29-2008, 11:17 PM
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There's a law over here that has a restriction on the height of buildings. Three stories is the limit I think, keeps the views nice at least.
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:07 AM
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-It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:18 AM
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Idk...Canada has some weird laws as well, some make me think and some others make me wish they did not exist
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Old 03-01-2008, 12:50 AM
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In Brooklyn, NY, it is against the law for a Donkey to sleep in a bathtub.

I have a complete book of crazy laws entitled "Donkies Can't Sleep in Bathtubs" named after it :-)
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Old 03-01-2008, 02:01 AM
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No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you-or holding you in his arms.

In Cleveland, Ohio women are not allowed to wear patent-leather shoes.

In Michigan, a woman isn't allowed to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.

Any couple making out inside a vehicle, and accidentally sounding the horn during their lustful act, may be taken to jail according to a Liberty Corner, New Jersey law.

An excerpt from brilliant Kentucky state legislation. "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club".

A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

A law in Fairbanks, Alaska does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
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Old 03-01-2008, 02:03 AM
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Here's a couple from my state

# Monkeys are forbidden to smoke cigarettes in South Bend.
# In Gary, it is illegal to attend the theater within four hours of eating garlic.
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Old 03-01-2008, 02:04 AM
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I believe the only prerequisite for marriage in the state of North Carolina is that you are no closer than 1st cousins.
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Old 03-01-2008, 02:19 AM
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South Carolina
# Every citizen is obliged to carry his gun to church.
# No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
# In Charleston, all carriage horses must wear diapers.

Oregon
# One may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e., clothing that covers one's body from neck to knee.
# In Hood River, it is illegal to juggle without a license.
# In Marion county, ministers are forbidden from eating onions or garlic before giving a sermon.
# As of January 1, 2000 all 5 bedroom homes will be evacuated and searched by police for drug substances every 2 months.
# If caught in possession of Marijuana during the month of February, you will be assigned to two thousand hours of community service.
# It is illegal to be seen in public with the number 69 on an article of clothing.

Rhode Island
# In Providence, it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
# It is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
# In Newport, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sundown.

Tennessee
# It is illegal to use a lasso to catch fish.
# In Dyersburg, it is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
# In Memphis restaurants, it is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners, it's illegal to take unfinished pie home and all pie must be eaten on the premises.
# In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself, unless a man is walking or running in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists.

Vermont
# Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
# It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
# It is illegal to whistle underwater.

Washington
# In Seattle, women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic 6 months in jail.
# In Seattle, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon longer than 6 feet.
# It is illegal to pretend one's parents are rich.
# In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances. (Including the wedding night.)

Virginia
# In Richmond, it is illegal to flip a coin in any eating establishment to determine who buys a cup of coffee.
# It is illegal for a man to kick his wife out of bed.
# It is illegal for a man to pat his wife's derriere.
# There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than canidates".

Wisconsin
# In St. Croix, women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.
# It is illegal to cut a women's hair.
# It is illegal to kiss on a train.
# Cheese making requires a license. Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese license.

Texas
# It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
# A recently passed anti-crime laws requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and explain to the nature of the crime about to be committed.
# It is illegal to milk another person's cow.
# In El Paso, churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to have spittoons on hand.
# In Houston, it is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
# The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

Utah
# Birds have the right of way on all highways.
# A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
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Old 03-01-2008, 05:50 AM
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-- Call Nicolas Sarkozy a "bloody Hungarian"

That one made me laught
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Old 03-01-2008, 05:55 AM
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# In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself, unless a man is walking or running in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists.
# It is illegal to whistle underwater.

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