What pisses you off? - Page 11

VVVACCPLPNLY · #**101** 06-06-2010, 08:50 AM

People making jokes I can't understand! Also, losng so spectacularly on ra! Vote, durn it!

user472884 · #**102** 06-06-2010, 10:54 AM

When you're playing CIV3 and because your capital went into civil disorder for one turn, the fucking Hittite sons-a-bitches build the Sistine Chapel and reap the AWESOME culture rewards.... one turn ahead of you (a joke for the most pro of pro gamers)

When you're trying to make a berry pie from scratch and your filling just isn't thickening up the way you want it, and so you go to the pantry and grab a box of what you thought was corn starch... and by the time you recognize what that upside down arm holding a hammer means, you've already dumped about 1/4'a cup of baking soda into your bowl (a joke for those who like pie)

When you use an incorrect grip technique on the shaft of your wood and you slice your balls (a joke for those who snickered at the above)

VVVACCPLPNLY · #**103** 06-06-2010, 01:22 PM

Ok, I got the pie joke.

Edit:

Not being able to dl mp3's attached to e-mails on my phone!

wasabi622 · #**104** 06-06-2010, 06:58 PM

-Having no good food in the house and resorting to eating old MREs.

VVVACCPLPNLY · #**105** 06-06-2010, 08:04 PM

-Having ample to as much cheesecake as I want, but being to sick to eat it!

user472884 · #**106** 06-07-2010, 01:34 AM

- When all you have in your kitchen are the finest fruits and vegetables from Southern California, the most amazing cuts of Japanese beef, AWESOMELY delectable Mediterranean crabs and lobsters... and no one to share that Olympic feast with.

- When you're playing Halo CE on your computer, and friggin Norton decides to start a complete system scan... and by the time you click out of the eighteen windows, the flood are ass-raping your corpse

- Those little half-cans of soda

wasabi622 · #**107** 06-07-2010, 01:59 AM

-When a buddy leaves a vodka mixed in a water bottle and doesn't tell you about it.. and you drink it expecting water. (Kind of a pleasant surprise actually..

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VVVACCPLPNLY · #**108** 06-07-2010, 07:46 AM

-Raisin bran= worst cereal ever.

jung_adore_ALIZEE · #**109** 06-07-2010, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wasabi622

-When a buddy leaves a vodka mixed in a water bottle and doesn't tell you about it.. and you drink it expecting water. (Kind of a pleasant surprise actually..

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I don't see how that would ever piss a fella off xD.

wasabi622 · #**110** 06-07-2010, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jung_adore_ALIZEE

I don't see how that would ever piss a fella off xD.

hahaa, well because vodka makes a poor dehydration choice right after working out.