"I Am More Awesome than the Person Above Me" - Page 110

Azhiri · #**1091** 12-03-2010, 01:53 AM

FAWWWWTHUH IN HAY-UHVUN, DILIVUH THIS PO' BO-EH'S SOOOOOOUUULLL-AHH, TO YO guh-LORIOUS KINGDOM-AHHHHH!

user472884 · #**1092** 12-03-2010, 01:54 AM

I'm more awesome than Azhiri because I'm bringing my own cornbread

Azhiri · #**1093** 12-03-2010, 01:55 AM

Well, I'm bringing BETTER cornbread because it originated in my native land

so I'm more awesome than Jalen.

user472884 · #**1094** 12-03-2010, 01:57 AM

I'm more awesome than Azhiri because what she doesn't know is that I've stolen her entire homeland's supply of cornbread and have hidden it under my bed, so her "better" cornbread is MY CORNBREAD

Azhiri · #**1095** 12-03-2010, 02:00 AM

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I hired our football stadium full of comvulsing black church choir members to make more and honeh, you bettuh buh-lieve those people can make some day-um good cornbread.

also since the cornbread is on the floor it is now soiled and therefore not good.
unless your floor is clean, in which case it's okay, I guess.

user472884 · #**1096** 12-03-2010, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azhiri

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I hired our football stadium full of comvulsing black church choir members to make more and honeh, you bettuh buh-lieve those people can make some day-um good cornbread.

also since the cornbread is on the floor it is now soiled and therefore not good.
unless your floor is clean, in which case it's okay, I guess.

I love you.

And yes it is spotlessly clean. It's also the entrance to the president's secret bunker/man-cave of The Allied City States of the Democratic Republic of Jalen. It even has that little room where you have to stop and the sprayers "sssccchhh" you clean.

I'm more awesome than Azhiri because I can have a man-cave

Azhiri · #**1097** 12-03-2010, 02:05 AM

Also that sounds beast, can I illegally immigrate to your country?

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I can control a stadium full of convulsing black church choir members

user472884 · #**1098** 12-03-2010, 02:07 AM

Depends on what you can do for my great country.

Also, you'll have to take a citizenship test (which pretty much consists of recognizing various classic songs by the first three notes, Lost trivia, and beating me in Hide n' Go Seek)

Azhiri · #**1099** 12-03-2010, 02:13 AM

I'll make it less lonely.

Also, purdy sure I'd totes ace the test broseph

user472884 · #**1100** 12-03-2010, 02:21 AM

We'll have to see.

Banned for totally ruining this thread with me