La Méthode Cauet - TF1 (2008-01-10)

[Cooney]

Here ya go! It's rough in places, and I completely guessed on a general meanings of a couple things, but it'll give you a good idea of what went on. Enjoy! (Be advised, it's long... 22 pages script-spaced)

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Cauet: And now, for the first time, Alizée is with us!

(applause)

Cauet: Hello, how about a little kiss? A no! Excuse me... What's the tradition at the start of the year? When you give kisses for the start of the year? Under the mistletoe!

Cecile: Ah yes...

Cauet: Ah yes

Cecile: And where's the mistletoe?

Cauet: Aaah! There's the mistletoe! The mistletoe! Bring it down, come, come, Stop! This, this is a good mistletoe!

Cecile: Ha, it's Spielburg doing this broadcast

Cauet: Incredible, eh? It's the floating mistletoe! Ah well, happy new year

Alizée: Happy new year

Cecile: The style is on the lips, when under the mistletoe!

Cauet: Well yes, but she's married. On the other hand, it brings bad luck if we don't!

Cecile: I think she'll sell more discs

Cauet: Ah, well, it's true, it's tradition to do it that way

Cecile: It can be really quick, won't take but a moment!

Cauet: It isn't easy for me either!

Cecile: Go! Make yourself do it!

Cauet: One, two, three!

Cecile: Ahhh!

(applause)

Cauet: Have a seat. Up! Raise the mistletoe! You'll have a very good year!

Cauet: So, welcome to our show, for the very first time

Alizée: Yes

Cauet: It's your big comeback, we'll be talking about that in a moment, about your return, your vacation, your album

Cecile: A three year vacation!

Cauet: In a moment, we'll check out the new song from Alizé'e album, but first we have to put on the sensor. And today, to put on the sensor, we have a young woman, we change each show, to tell us how to say "happy new year" in different countries. First off, hello mademoiselle

Tiffany: Hi

Cauet: Hiii. Where do you come from?

Tiffany: I come from America

Cauet: She comes the the United States of America, I'll translate for those who don't speak English

(laughter)

Cecile: She arrived around 20 hours ago

Cauet: The other side (then repeated in English)

Tiffany: Oh, I'm sorry

Cauet: No problem... alright, very good. Your name, what is it?

Tiffany: Tiffany

Cauet: Tiffany. How old are you?

Tiffany: I'm twenty-two

Cauet: I'm twenty-two! Very young, oh yes.

Cecile: She's of age!

Cauet: Yeeeeess

Tiffany: I am

Cauet: How do I say "Happy new year" in American (Then repeated in English)?

Tiffany: "Happy new year"

Cauet: Ah yes, how silly of me. Ok. Happy new year!

Tiffany: Happy new year

Cecile: There's something after?

Tiffany: I wish you all the best for the new year 2008

Cauet: Woah woah woah! I wish you all the best for the new year 2008

Tiffany: Thank you very much

Cauet: Alright. Thank you

Cecile: Are you an American?

Cauet: Yes, on the inside. Thank you very much! Bye.

(applause)

Cauet: Alizée is with us! Give a hand for her single, Mademoiselle Juliette, and her album!

(applause)

Cauet: We're going to see, in a few moments, an extract from the video. The album released the third of last December. Now, Alizée, we are obliged to do it... here it is

(Moi Lolita plays)

Cauet: There's also this

(L'Alizé plays)

Cauet: And the new song by Alizée is called Mademoiselle Juliette, I love the video! We'll talk about in a few seconds. I love the video!

Alizée: I know why!

Cauet: And why is that?

Alizée: There are lots of girls!

Cauet: Am I like that?

Cecile: Noooo

Cauet: Haha, it's true, here's the video extract from the new song:

(Mademoiselle Juliette video extract shown, followed by Spychédélices extract with Fifty-Sixty music)

(Applause)

Cauet: Alizée is with us this evening. You've seen Mademoiselle Juliette and Fifty-Sixty.

(Applause)

Cauet: Are you happy with how your album has been received?

Alizée: Very. Very happy

Cauet: Because it's been a long time. How long has it been?

Alizée: Uhh, around three years

Cauet: Ok

Cecile: What did you do for those three years?

Alizée: Oh, I did lots of things! I took time for myself...

Cauet: A good reason, no surprise there

Alizée: ...as the previous four years were really loaded for me, and I asked myself what I wanted to do for a new album

Cauet: And the welcome has been really good, for example... (reads some positive remarks from critic - I couldn't follow the words)

(Alizée smiles and ducks her head)

Cauet: Were you expecting that? Or when you launched your album were you worried "Maybe it'll be good, maybe people want the same thing as before, or...?"

Alizée: I was a little bit afraid, but at the same time, I was so happy to work with the people with whom I worked. I explored many different worlds, met great people, and I'm proud of my album, and wanted to share it

Cecile: Is is a bit complicated transitioning from the world of a little girl to the adult world?

Cauet: Oh no, a boring question!

Alizée: Hehe, well

Cecile: To have to recreate your image, really?

Alizée: Well, I've grown, so I've tried to...

Cecile: No, not much!

(laughter)

Cauet: I think you two are the same?

Cecile: Not at all! For me, the floor is far away!

Cauet: No, when you were saying hello, I think you were...

Cecile: No!

Cauet: Not too big, but not too small either

Alizée: I'm very proud of my height

Cauet: What... 1 meter 60?

Alizée: Yes. Feet to hair

Cecile: Three

Cauet: 1 meter 63? (pretends to stand on his toes)

Cecile: That's me! Go go go! (stretches herself upward)

Cauet: Ok, so in that last clip... was I dreaming, or are you a bit coquettish? (I think that's what he's saying - something similar at any rate)

Alizée: Perhaps, a bit

Cauet: I thought I was dreaming, you're in a corset, a song about a Libertine party

Alizée: I went to work at the chateau and there were many things

Cauet: But where is this chateau? Is it real?

Cecile: I think there are lots of people who get married there (again, I think that's what she said...)

Cauet: Ah yes, the Chateau - it's very nice, you borrowed it for the album, the album is called Psychédélices

Alizée: Uh-huh

Cauet: I have a little surprise for you... It gives me great pleasure, as it's something close to an artist's heart... it's the Gold Disc! For Alizée. Here it is, a point of pride to start the year

Alizée: Thank you

Cauet: Bring down the mistletoe, the mistletoe!

Cecile: The mistletoe!

Cauet: No, it's ok, I have to ask, where will you place this?

Alizée: It'll be my first in my house in Paris, as before I always lived with my Parents, so my previous ones are all there. I hope it will bring me good luck.

Cecile: Now you're a woman. You're twenty-three

Alizée: Yes

Cauet: You've grown up. Were you naive, and having grown up, are you no longer so?

Alizée: I was a bit, naturally, at 15 years old. I think I'm now a little less so, with all the things I do. I'm continuing to grow up. There are things I've never done, and things I've do over and over

Cauet: Are you tempermental, and were you then, or no?

Alizée: I was when I was a child (?), but no.

Cauet: Ah, you didn't perform that way (again, I'm guessing here on the meaning...). Are you nosy?

Alizée: Very. Too nosy.

Cauet: Oh? Like how?

Alizée: It's my biggest fault.

Cauet: Aaaaah! You're starting to feel it!

Cecile: Do you snoop your guy's cellphone?

Cauet: That's it! I SEE THIS SMS! WHO IS IT????

(laughter)

Cauet: IT'S ONE IN THE MORNING! WHO'S SENDING HIM THAT SMS?

Cecile: Look look look!

Alizée: A little bit, but no, I watch myself

Cecile: You don't snoop?

Alizée: No, not when I'm in love, No. Otherwise I'm always curious. Somebody calls on the phone, I want to know who, that's all

Cauet: Oh, that's just terrible... "Who is it?"

(laughter)

Cauet: Somebody calls "Who is it?" "Somebody you don't know, ma'am" "Who is it?"

Cecile: So if somebody doesn't want to tell you...

Alizée: No, it's not worth the trouble. For people who want to surprise me, it's very very very hard. For my birthday, I don't think a single person has ever managed to surprise me

Cecile: They all figure it's too hard, not worth the trouble

Cauet: Wow. Are you jealous? Are you more or less so than before?

Alizée: I'm less, less than before

Cecile: Jealous up to what point? What sort of things are you jealous about?

Alizée: That's to say, I don't have confidence in others. I have confidence in those I know, but not others.

Cauet: Do you trust your man?

Alizée: Yes. Completely.

Cauet: You have confidence in your man. It's normal for a girl to have confidence in her guy

Cecile: But up to what point? Eh honey?

Cauet: Hmm? But everybody agrees with me. To the guys, should she have confidence?

(Male audience members yell "Yes!")

Cauet: Of course!

Cecile: Girls? Can we be confident?

(Female audience members yell "No!")

Cauet: Oh stop it

Cecile: Say your guy gets phone call from a female friend, asking him to dinner. Then?

Alizée: No, that's not possible

Cauet: Not possible?

Alizée: No.

Cauet: Ok. Oooh, jealous, not good! Are you shy, or no?

Alizée: Yes.

Cauet: More than before?

Alizée: I'm reserved, but less shy than before

Cauet: Ahhh, you're mysterious

Cecile: Yes, very mysterious

Cauet: Boring, sometimes?

Alizée: Yes

Cauet: It's ok, it's ok, it's ok

Cecile: Quite a package! Jealous, boring, nosy

(laughter)

Alizée: Well, I'm married, so yeah!

Cauet: Do you have a fetish object? Something you never part with?

Alizée: Ummm...

Cecile: (changing her voice) A sex toy! Oooh, excuse me!

Cauet: Cecile, not everybody is like you. I've told you that many times!

Cecile: That wasn't my voice!

Cauet: Oh sure, everybody says that. You'll have to excuse her.

Cecile: (to the tune of Moi Lolita) C'est pas moi voix à moi! (meaning: it's not my voice, not mine)

Alizée: My bag

Cauet: She took a substance you can find in South America, but not so much in France! Every evening... (motions like lighting a crack-pipe)

Cecile: I was on vacation!

Cauet: Vacation was terrible for Cecile.

Cauet: Have you ever tried anything like that? (I think he's asking her about drugs here...)

Alizée: Never. I avoid it all.

Cauet: Very good, and now we've decided to return to your beloved homeland

Alizée: To?

Cauet: Exactly the same thing we brought in to the studio for, my apologies if we're a bit nosy. Bring in the MP3 player please!

(applause, and a giant pink "mp3 player" prop is rolled in)

Alizée: It's stylish to have a big handbag these days

Cauet: Yes, yes!

Cauet: As you can see, we imagine the songs will play huge! Whoo whoo...

(laughter)

Cauet: Alright, come on over to me, we're going to do something very simple. You can leave your sensor over there on the "sofa" as we'd say in American. Alright, the idea is simple - you need only to push the "OK" button. We're in shuffle mode. I'll ask questions, you push OK, and a song from your own music collection will play as an answer to my question. Is that clear?

Alizée: Ok

Cauet: What is the first thing you say to a boy whom you like?

(Alizée pushes OK, and "Teste Moi, Déteste moi" (try me, hate me) by Priscilla plays)

Cauet: Alright, enough. Alizée, you've told me you've learned a lot of lyrics. What's your favorite song?

(Alizée pushes OK, and "Bo le Lavabo" (the sink is beautiful) by Lagaff plays. She pulls quite a face - this song was a joke by a comedian that became quite successful)

Cecile: Tastes change from time to time, eh?

Cauet: So now, as if we were together, obviously not since you're married... really, what do you think of me? No, don't respond!

Cecile: Unfortunately...

(Alizée pushes the button, and "Je sais pas" (I dunno) by Céline Dion plays)

Cecile: Uncertaintly is good for your health

Cauet: Haha, oh wait, excuse me one sec... I got an SMS. OH NO, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO IS IT????

(laughter)

Cauet: No, no, it's an SMS, Jérémy sent it to me, he's not worried. Seriously, what do you think of me? You can respond.

(Alizée pushes OK, "J'aime trop ton boule" (I really love your body) by Fatal Bazooka plays)

(Cauet starts dancing while Alizée makes another funny face. He stops)

Cauet: Ooh, they'll turn off their TV's. Hi!

Cauet: Tell me, in truth, is everything going well presently?

Alizée: Very well

Cauet: Tell me then, what was it like for Jérémy when he met you?

Alizée: I'm scared!

(Alizée pushes OK, "Il venait d'avoir 18 ans" (He was just 18) by Dalida plays)

(Alizée smiles, big breath)

Alizée: Not bad, not bad.

Cauet: A question which you can not answer, because the machine is here for you, what was you first boyfriend's first name? He who... no, don't respond!

(Alizée pushes the button, "Tout le monde, il est beau" (Everybody, he's handsome) by Zazie plays - a song which lists off a string of men's names)

(Cauet counts them off, pretending to grow more and more astonished at the increasing number. Then he hears the name Nastassja)

Cauet: Nastassja!? Ok, ok, that's good, stop.

(It keeps playing, listing names)

Cauet: Stop!

(It stops)

Cauet: Alizée is here with us tonight! Take away the mp3 player!

(applause)

Cauet: The first appearance of Alizée was in 2000, on Graines des Stars, on M6

Alizée: Yes

Cauet: That's what it was if I'm not mistaken. How did it go? What was the goal? I never watched it, what was it?

Alizée: It was a TV talent-search

Cauet: A TV Talent search. And it launched you!

Alizée: Exactly

Cauet: Were you already called Alizée?

Alizée: Yes, it's my real name

Cauet: Ok. We see some people, they look for a different stage name. And your piece, what was it?

Alizée: It was "Ma priere" (My prayer) by Axel Red

Cauet: That was difficult to sing, yes? (Might be off on this one)

Alizée: Yes

Cecile: Excuse me, one sec, sorry. Your name isn't Julie?

Alizée: Julie? No

Cecile: Really?

Cauet: You're not thinking of a different guest? If it's for Julie (didn't catch last name) that's elsewhere

Cecile: No no, it was a rumor. I saw a rumor that it was...

Cauet: It's not Julie, you're sure?

Alizée: Uuuh, no.

Cauet: Alrighty, she's sure.

Alizée: I swear it!

Cauet: Alrighty, next after that, what happened?

Alizée: What happened was I participated in another casting, done by Mylène Farmer and Laurent Boutonnat who sought a performer for Moi Lolita, so I sent them my tape of my performance on Graines des Stars, and it was like that that I was chosen to meet them.

Cauet: Did you already know Mylène Farmer? Did you know her music?

Alizée: I knew her, yes, since I was young, because everybody knows her music, but I didn't truly know her world

Cecile: Watching the video, it's very very showy

Alizée: Moi Lolita? Yes

Cauet: With Mylène Farmer and Laurent Boutonnat, all their videos are very showy, eh? You look at Libertine, more than 20 years ago, and many others, they're very showy.

Cauet: Did she give you advice? Did she tell you what sorts of things to expect later?

Alizée: I think that she taught me everything. I started at 15 years old, inexperienced, but I think I went to a very very good school

Cauet: You were very like Mylène at the beginning don't you think? Everything was managed in the same fashion - not doing a lot of interviews, not giving away too much

Alizée: Yes, but at the same time, that suited me well, because I was 15, I was shy, and obviously I hadn't run in to many things in my life

Cecile: It helped you lead a more normal life

Alizée: Exactly

Cecile: I heard another rumor...

Cauet: Ah! Julie? Cut it out!

Alizée: Julie? (she laughs)

Cecile: People send me a lot of mail, because I get to meet folks in person. It would appear that you got in a car accident, and had your arms amputated.

(Cauet looks stupified, and looks at Alizée's arms. Alizée holds out her arms and examens them)

Cauet: That's a good one

Alizée: That's a good one, yes.

Cecile: Hmmm, one, two... nope.

Alizée: I read that one as well

Cauet: Oh, you read it as well? AAAAH, MY ARMS!!! THEY'RE GONE! What else?

Cecile: It was written that a song was stolen from the production studio

Alizée: Yes... not stolen

Cecile: What happened?

Alizée: It was Fifty-Sixty, a song from this album, before being mixed and mastered, that was taken by a studio assistant and placed on the internet

Cauet: That sucks

Alizée: And then, the fans were disappointed, most people were disappointed, because the music was a bit wierd, it wasn't done

Cauet: People are like "What's this?" Ok, so it was others from the studio.

Alizée: Yeah

Cauet: Alright, so you came out at 15 with Moi Lolita, which succeeeded not only in France, but the UK, Germany, Italy, Japan, China...

Alizée: Yes

Cauet: How, at 15 years old, with such big success, did you deal? You were very protected.

Alizée: Yes. I made the most of it, but yes I was very protected by my Mother, who travelled with me everywhere until my 18th birthday. It was a condition I had to follow, otherwise I had to stay in school.

Cauet: Oh wow, you stopped school at 15 years old?

Alizée: Yes

Cauet: So let me summarize - huge success, no school, mother with you, Mylène at your side, and all that before you're 18 years old.

Alizée: Exactly

Cauet: Alright, a bit more we know about you. You come from where? Ajaccio, Corsica?

Alizée: Yes

Cauet: Do you have brothers or sisters?

Alizée: A little brother

Cauet: Very good. Your best quality is what?

Alizée: Generosity

Cauet: Do you have a phobia, a fear of something?

Alizée: Spiders

Cecile: Oh yes, oh la!

(dead silence, everybody looks around)

Cecile: Telling us what it is was a bad idea

Alizée: No, no

Cauet: We know it now

Alizée: No... stop it...

(She blushes and hides her face)

Cauet: What is it?

Alizée: Nothing

Cecile: That is to say... Stop it!

Cauet: What did I do??

Cecile: No, don't do it

Cauet: In any case...

(Another pause where everybody looks around nervously)

Cauet: Do you trust me?

Alizée: Yes, totally!

Cauet: Good. In me, yes, but in the boy behind you with the enormous spider?

Alizée: No

Cauet: No, not so much. Who's your favorite character. I've heard it's Tinkerbell?

Alizée: Yes

Cauet: Ok

Alizée: I have a tattoo of Tinkerbell

Cauet: Do you have a hidden talent...

Cecile: Can we see the tattoo of Tinkerbell?

(Alizée pauses, thinks, shrugs and turns to lower the back of her outfit)

Cauet: Where is it?

Cecile: On her back. No, that's a guitar, heh (refers to the guitar pictured on Alizée's top)

(Cauet hums striptease music)

Cecile: Ah yes!

Cauet: Ooh, that guy's so annoying, knock it off (I think - referring to himself)

Cecile: That's incredible

Cauet: Quite a design (?)

Cecile: You can see the head, but not her feet - to do that she'd have to...

Alizée: It's on the slipcover of my album

Cauet: Ah yes, ah... it's a big design like Superman (?)

Alizée: Yes

Cauet: What do you think of adding Peter Pan flying around and around? There's space! You could do it... Ok, very good. What's your fault?

Alizée: I'm always argumentative as a driver

Cauet: Oh, with other drivers?

Alizée: Yes

Cecile: (Something about types of other drivers she dislikes)

Alizée: Yes, yes

Cauet: You're like HEEEEEY!!!! (He mimics flipping people off out a car window)

Alizée: Yup. I want to just get out of my car, because I...

Cecile: Alizée, you pick fights?

Cauet: Haha, I get out of my car. HEY YOU! WAIT THERE! ONE MOMENT!

(He jumps out of his chair and walks around behind the desk on his knees, jesting about Alizée's height, all while yelling at an imagined bad driver)

(Laughter and applause)

Alizée: Well, no. In Ajaccio, I've got my car in Ajaccio. It's not like that.

Cauet: Ah ha! "Ajaccio." The accent returns!

Alizée: In Ajaccio I have my car, and I'm not like that. Everybody respects everybody. But here...

Cecile: Haha, here, they'll kill you

Alizée: Exactly! I'm not accustomed to how it is here, it's nightmarish driving in Paris. All these people around, I just wanna jump out of my car and smack them

Cauet: Hand me the bomb! Haha. What is your favorite insult?

Cecile: Oooh, let's hear it

Cauet: Mine is "asshole". I have a bit of a liking for using "asshole"

Cecile: Mine, I can't say

Cauet: No, don't say it, I want to think you're nice.

Alizée: Uhhh... space-case

Cauet: Space-case, that's pretty, space-case. Cecile, don't say it, you're too nice.

Cecile: Mine is, ok, I won't say it.

Cauet: Look for the new album by Alizée, Psychédélices, look for it with the pretty Tinkerbell tattoo

(applause)

Cauet: And now if we may, a brief aside on Jérémy Chatelain, who for those who didn't know, you've married, yes?

Alizée: Yes

Cauet: (Something about how are things going)

Alizée: Very well

Cauet: Anything new to report?

(They put up an old picture of Jérémy, in pink)

Alizée: Psh, they haven't changed the photos

Cauet: Oh, he doesn't look like that?

Alizée: Ah no

Cauet: Did he finally cut his hair?

Alizée: He's clean shaven now

Cauet: Ooooh. Hey, you're going to meet my Corsican Family. Shave, we're headed to the island! You have a little girl, named Anny-lee?

Alizée: Yes

Cauet: Anny-lee?

Alizée: Anny-lee

Cauet: How old is she now?

Alizée: Two and a half

Cauet: Very good. Is she going to follow you around a bit? Because with the album, you'll have a tour, you'll have concerts

Alizée: As much as possible, yes, until she starts school I guess

Cauet: How did you imagine it? Because you are very young mother, you had her at 20

Alizée: Yes.

Cauet: A very young mother. Did you wonder if you could succeed? Finding a babysitter on one hand, doing promos, discs, all that stuff on the other?

Alizée: I think I can. I have the chance to do what I love, and to have a little girl is wonderful. I never have problems with her, I have the luck to do both.

Cauet: How many children do you want?

Alizée: Two

Cauet: Already two, or...?

Alizée: No, already one

Cauet: Ah, and Jérémy is going... (mimics a sigh of relief) "Oh no, I was worried we suddenly already had two!"

Cecile: How long will you wait?

Alizée: I don't know... after the tour?

Cauet: At that time, at 23 years old? Pass along kisses from us

Cauet: Ok, now, we have a little surprise for you. A little surprise, some of your song redone in a way you don't know

Alizée: Ok

Cauet: Presented by two people whom you know well

Cauet: Ok, at this exact moment... (something about camera tricks) Midnight Magic!

(He snaps his fingers and the show timelapses to a few minutes later. Applause. Cauet is on stage, impersonating Mylène Farmer. Some guy is at her side, dressed as Jérémy. Alizée cracks up, and continues laughing throughout much of the following)

Guy: It's too good. How's it going dear? How about a little kiss? No no. I'm here, with Mylène. I'm trying to release...

(Cauet lowers his fan, revealing himself, and everybody cracks up laughing again)

Guy: Ahh, I'm having trouble because of that costume... It's Mylène, it's not too much. You ok?

Alizée: Yeah

Guy: Ok

Cecile: Mylène the transexual, eh?

Guy: Ok, we've prepared a little surprise for the fans and you, Mylène's going to sing one of your songs, instead of you singing one of her songs. She has decided to do it for you here today, if you like. She's going to do a version...

Alizée: You've lost your pants

(Trying to pull his pants back up)

Guy: She's to do a version of your song, Mademoiselle Juliette

(Cauet starts squeaking out a very high airy falsetto of MJ's lyrics, accompanied by moody piano music. Alizée alternates between making funny faces at him, and rolling her head around laughing)

(After around 20 seconds, Cauet cracks and raises his fan to cover his face. Applause and laughing from everybody)

Guy: Haha, that makes me cry. That'll make me cry! Hey hey, something more...

Alizée: You've gotta break out the dance, too

Guy: We can't do it...

(Alizée starts weaving her arms in the air)

Cecile: It's not choreographed?

(Cauet starts weaving his arms in imitation of Alizée, which causes her to do so even more, while making a crazy face)

Guy: While we've on TV, she (meaning Cauet in drag) wants to ask you a question, if that doesn't bother you...

(Cauet squeaks out a couple words in the same high falsetto, completely incomprehensible. More laughter)

Alizée: I didn't understand.

Guy: She didn't understand the question

Cauet: I was wondering if she liked our surprise (reverted to normal voice)

Alizée: Oh yes, it's good, very beautiful

(Various chatter and falsetto)

Alizée: One last song? You have to dance a bit!

(Cauet starts singing)

Alizée: Move your arms, all that!

(Cauet keeps singing as everybody else laughs, and the Jérémy impersonator starts pushing him from the stage)

Cecile: Thank you Mylène, that will suffice! Thank you Mylène!

Guy: Stop! We're headed off. (To Alizée) I left my socks in our room

(Fade back to Cauet dressed normally)

Cauet: Thank you. There was... there was a slight error when I put my shoes back on...

(Pan to his feet, where his shoes are on the wrong feet)

Cecile: There was a little bug

Cauet: When I went backstage, I put the right on my left, and I say, it's not great for walking.

Cauet: A last moment to thank those who worked with you on this album? Who was on your team?

Alizée: Some very hard working people, who all agreed to work on this album, like Daniel Darc, and Frederick...

Cecile: Taxi Girl!

Alizée: Voila, and Frederick Lo, his composer. Bertrand Burgalat, Oxmo Puccino,

Cecile: Is Bertrand Burgalat a big name? I don't recognize him

Alizée: Yes.

Cauet: I was gonna say, Oxmo Puccino? I know his stuff (starts to sing one of his songs)

Alizée: Yeah

Cauet: Give a hand for Psychédélices, the new Alizée album, which has released!

(applause)

Cauet: She leaves with her Gold Disc

(louder applause)

Alizée: Thank you

Cauet: Best wishes. Don't break it! Farewell, Alizée! Farewell!

[Fish]

Bravo, Cooney. You, good sir, are something else entirely!

[The Swede]

Eeehhyy.....everything gets so much clearer now....thank you!

[-MihaiL-]

Thank you! Great job!
haha.. the part with sextoy was really hilarious, now I am sure it was what I thought!
Also the kiss at start is probably the best part for me. Can't forget that one!

[Extra251]

Nice translation tnx, now i know what they talking about

[Paulina]

Thanks for the translation cooney! It was an awesome read!

[Vista]

Thank you for translating Cooney and for your dedication to Alizee activities.

Until I visited this site, I considered myself to be an Alizee fan(atic). Based upon my work output compared to others on this forum, I am just an Alizee admirer. Thanks to all the Alizee America forum contributors for your significant works.

[Youpidou1]

Thanks so much Cooney. Just until today I learned that when he was dressed like that he was imitating Mylene.

[mal]

excellent. nice way to spend a saturday morning. thanks. I should say thanks but no thanks! Im even more enamored. Like I need a new addiction!!!

Shes so down to earth and laid back. And how cute is that that shes jealous! Shes an idealist. She wouldnt let him go to dinner with another woman! Thats so endearing.

Im also glad to see them making fun of farmer brown. I bet my bottom dollar the three year hiatus was to wait out a contract with farmer brown. But I digress.

Boy you see her face when Cecile made that "sex toy" joke? she just ignored it with such style and grace.

Cecile seems to believe that her real name was Julie. I had never heard this rumour. By now it wouldve been borne out. She handled that well too. Amazing individual.


edit to just add another thank you to Cooney it took a while for me to watch it so I can imagine what it was like to watch and translate. thanks again. we (I) are such morons. We in the states push for one language when we should be requiring all students to learn French Italian and Spanish. All.

[Cooney]

You're welcome guys, glad it's helpful :-)

This is definitely one of the funniest and most relaxed interviews she's ever done. There were only a couple moments where she seemed to want to move on, and they played through quite well. I love watching it.