#1731
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L0L i need to find a video of this
Poor kevin steen |
#1732
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These are seriously the greatest commercials ever
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#1733
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Holy .....
A goddamn shark A goddamn submarine A goddamn chop ( the dog ) with a pink collar ( though it's a male dog 0_0 ) A goddamn cargo plane A goddamn huge planet on the right 0_o |
#1734
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Yes. |
#1735
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#1736
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What makes me happy?
hahaha, advertisement time ^^ |
#1737
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Stupid celebrity quotes
http://www.2spare.com/item_83287.aspx Here are my favs : «Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.» - Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. One of the worst celebrity quotes ever. «Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.» - Ivana Trump, on finishing her first nove «The internet is a great way to get on the net.» - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate «I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.» - Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004) «I think war is a dangerous place.» - George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003) «I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.» - Greg Norman, Golfer «These people haven't seen the last of my face. If I go down, I'm going down standing up.» - Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player «I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.» - Paris Hilton (December 2003) «Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.» - Yogi Berra, Baseball player «Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.» - Mariah Carey, pop singer «I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman» - Arnold Schwarzenegger «My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.» - Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice. «The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.» - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President «The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.» - Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series. «I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost.» - Frank Bruno, Boxer «I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.» - George Bush «I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.» - George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season «I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.» - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons «They misunderestimated me.» - George W Bush, Bentonville, Ark., (Nov. 6, 2000) «I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to.» - Linda Evangelista, Supermodel «Facts are stupid things.» - Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President «What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.» - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President «That's just the tip of the ice cube.» - Neil Hamilton, BBC2 «I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.» - Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer «I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.» - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. «The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush.» - Sylvestor Stallone, Actor «Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.» - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC «We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.» - Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks ^ this one is definitely my fav of all of the favs i faved .... Uh «I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa.» — Britney Spears «So Carol, you're a housewife and mother. And have you got any children?» - Michael Barrymore «We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?» - Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation «For NASA, space is still a high priority.» - Dan Quayle ^ LOOOOL «He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.» - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer «If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.» - George Gobel ^ LMAAAAO «If only faces could talk...» - Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl |
#1738
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My parents are renewing their wedding vows today
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#1739
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*Drools*
Lighting waves Flare lens dem details DAYUM Dat suit the back of the plane is open :O Mini-freaking-gun Lamborghini-like car Mountains mountains everywhere Swat standing in the side of a car no breaks .... Instagram effect Michael being robert de niro-ish |
#1740
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Happy is an understatement.
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