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YOUR NAME IS "DACOTA"???!!!!???!!! Whooo, my condolences. But don't worry, you can change it in a couple years...
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Don't change to something gay, like "Destiny" or "Beyond"
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- my friend who I originally thought was smart but I'm now finding he's also incredibly stupid and lazy.
me: 1:16am - "Found it" him: 1:17am - "Seriously dude ive been loking all night lmao! where is it this time?" (keep in mind, his phone is right next to him, and I also found the answer key within 3 minutes of searching) me: 1:18am - "It only goes up to 44 though. Google the question for number 10, and it should be the first result" him: 1:20am - "okay" him: 1:22am - "How much of the question did you google" (so, you're telling me he sat there for two whole minutes staring at the screen wondering how much of the question to type?) me: 1:22am - "The entire thing" him: 1:22am - "Damn hahah okay" (*breathes in angrily*..... HOW CAN ONE BE SO FUCKING LAZY THAT TYPING THREE SHORT SENTENCES IS TOO MUCH WORK? AND THE STUPID "HAHA" BULLSHIT) him: 1:25am - "Nicely done man" (so... it took him three minutes to type three short sentences and click once?)
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^ Isn't that something rather small to get upset about? o_O
For me, people that play their music loud in the bus that won't shut it off for the reason of "It's a free country."
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Apparently Naft doesn't know me very well
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Does that piss you off too?
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not nearly as much as my retarded friends or people who play their music too loud
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A critic called this woman fat:
<object width="512" height="288"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/yahoo/http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Fwatch%2F200273%2Fnbc-today-show-%E2%80%98fat%E2%80%99-ballerina-%E2%80%98i%E2%80%99m-not-overweight%E2%80%99/embed/ck794SO684z7HKDBhES-Rg"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/yahoo/http%3A%2F%2Fwww.hulu.com%2Fwatch%2F200273%2Fnbc-today-show-%E2%80%98fat%E2%80%99-ballerina-%E2%80%98i%E2%80%99m-not-overweight%E2%80%99/embed/ck794SO684z7HKDBhES-Rg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="288" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object> She's not fat! She looks beautiful and healthy. Gosh. -People who, when watching a movie, say "OMG THIS IS SO FUNNY LOL WATCH" right before a "funny" part. -People who, after aforementioned funny part, repeat whatever was said, followed by raucous laughter. People need to not say anything, at all, while watching a movie. Unless the movie is terrible and ridiculous, in which case fittingly funny criticism can be made.
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Is that Tim Allen's voice in the Chevorlet advert?
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Not sure, I got the cat food ad.
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