What pisses you off?

[user472884]

Peakia, it's a great idea

- Skinny chicks who think they're fat
- Healthy (and in my mind, proper) chicks who think they're fat
- Fat (fat: adj. - having a waist circumference of at least 2 times your height and/or smelling like an abandoned pet store where all the pets still are and have been neglected for two months) chicks who think they're Jessica Alba\
- Getting an email saying that the most important part of my christmas order is out of stock and won't be shipping until January
- MOTHER FUCKING LIARS WHO SAY THEY HAVE SOMETHING IN STOCK EVEN AFTER I EMAIL ASKING AND TELL ME THAT THEY DON'T HAVE SHIT AND THAT I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THEIR TERRIBLE INVENTORY KEEPING SKILLS
- Getting really excited about receiving an email that reads "Congratulations PSAT Taker!" and pretty much just says "congratulations for taking the test, this means that you've taken the test"

[Azhiri]

I remember taking the Duke Scholarship ACT test thing and getting four e-mails for that very purpose, and about 100 letters about the same thing. It was just like that scene in Harry Potter where the Hogwarts letters come pouring into the house from every structural orifice.

[AlizéeInspired]

I'm sure it was all just a misunderstanding. What he meant by "Jenifer Ringer, as the Sugar Plum Fairy, looked as if she'd eaten one sugar plum too many." was not that she had "over eaten" or is "too big", but that she was just too sweet. I mean, who could be so ignorant, narrow minded, and inconsiderate to give someone such an insult? It's just gotta be a misunderstanding, it's just gotta be!

[Azhiri]

Oh, AI. How could I have possibly overlooked that possibility? That must be it. <333

[DrSmith]

I think the guy just meant she literally ate one too many. That's not impossible. Everyone who's getting all upset are just warping what the man said. He was only looking after her blood-sugar levels.

[Azhiri]

-In this issue of Seventeen that my friend left in my backpack this morning there's a whole page full of ways to flirt, signs that a guy is flirting, how to encourage said flirting, etc... but then there's another article in the same issue that says that any guy at a party who's flirting with you could be a rapist. It's confusing and.. stuff

And then there are also a bunch of ads in the back of the magazine for those services where you get assigned a random "hot stranger" over text and meet him.

[DrSmith]

Are you sure that wasn't an issue of Rape Weekly?

[Azhiri]

You might be onto something, just look at Taylor Swift's face..

[DrSmith]

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I think this is my all-time worst post.

Edit:

-The Automerged Doubleposts message that won't go away.

[Azhiri]

It's okay, Smith. It still made me laugh.