Alizée Facts

[Karlalizee]

there is no 'ctrl' button on alizee's computer. alizee is always in control.

a picture is worth a thousand words. alizee is worth 1 billion.

when taking the SAT, write "Alizee" for every answer. you will score over 8000.

archeologists unearthed an old french dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "fan" as "one who has encountered alizee"

[Fall]

- Light cant escape black holes. Black holes cant escape Alizée.
- The meaning of Life? Alizée
- 2012? Alizée will wake up cranky, and might destroy the world. So be good.


All i can come up with for now. I'm tired.

[user472884]

- You only exist because Alizée needs servants.

- Whenever there is a power out, it's a citizen of the Grand Empire of Alizée going back in time to get an autograph from the mother-queen-ruler-god

[OndrejSc]

Originally Posted by Karlalizee

a picture is worth a thousand words. alizee is worth 1 billion

So true. That's the raison d'être of this forum.

[user472884]

- Knock Knock -> Who's there? -> Alizée -> REALLY? OMFG! -> no, you are not worth Alizée's time.
- If you play Tic Tac Toe with Alizée, she can beat you in two turns.
- Alizée can solve an 8x8 Rubiks cube by dancing in front of it.
- Alizée doesn't sleep, she just doesn't sing sometimes.
- Alizée can never be assassinated, all bullets turn into butterflies when they enter what scientists call the "outer lilly-sphere"
- Alizée can't fry chicken to save her life, good think the chickens will voluntarily swan dive into a vat of oil if Alizée asks them to.
- Alizée can play a full chromatic scale on a snare drum.
- She can also play "Flight of the Bumblebee" on the "coach's whistle"
- Alizée is about 1.6m tall. She is taller than you.
- 99% of the people who watched "A Good Year" (including myself) watched only to hear Moi Lolita
- The first labour of Heracles was to acquire Nemean fur for a dress for Alizée
- Alizée can go into bullet time
- Alizée invented TiVo, she said she disliked commercials and her tv skipped four minutes into the future
- Alizée once round-house kicked Chuck Norris, and he cried for exactly 0.06307 seconds.
- Scientifically, Alizée can't be real because she's hot enough to vaporize earth's ozone and destroy every organism... yet she walks the earth!
- Alizée can't get dirty. Even if you push her into a puddle of mud, a little purple cloud will appear and float her above the mud.
- Alizée once recorded a secret vocal track of her explaining how elements are arranged and organized on the periodic table. Four hundred thousand copies were sold... to me....

[OndrejSc]

Originally Posted by Jalen

Alizée once recorded a secret vocal track of her explaining how elements are arranged and organized on the periodic table. Four hundred thousand copies were sold... to me....

Would be cool if she could sing this one:

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[Kaptain Kurse]

Alizée can believe it's not butter.

[Pjoo]

Originally Posted by Jalen

- Scientifically, Alizée can't be real because she's hot enough to vaporize earth's ozone and destroy every organism... yet she walks the earth!

I thought ozone was a gas :O

[user472884]

Originally Posted by Pjoo

I thought ozone was a gas :O

that's how hot she is.... she can melt a gas

[wasabi622]

holy frick! jalen, you've been going to town on this thread i see!

i need to think and come up with a few of my own.. hmmm..