Ask Azhiri and Karla!

[user472884]

God, Michael Cera looks like a bird to me.

oh jaysus that reminds me:

AZHIRINESS, WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT WHITE DRESS, YOU KNOW THE ONE... SNOW SOMETHING, I WANT TO SAY

[DrSmith]

Snow White?

[user472884]

If I remembered the name of the website, I'd look it up.

If it's actually called that, I'll give you twenty points.

[FanDeAliFee]

1.

Originally Posted by Karlalizee

Except for the monthly thing, it is working well.

I am pretty sure that if I were female, I'd get the hormone therapy that lets me totally shut down the monthly thing, unless I wanted to pop one out of the oven in nine months. (P.S. One time I told a digitally naive person about Rule 43: that you can find Web sites about ANYTHING on the Internet. He didn't believe me, so I thought about looking for Web sites that PASSIONATELY CELEBRATE the monthly thing - and guess what?)

2. Now that everyone has a cellphone with them all the time, will you EVER again buy the lame excuse that the reason a guy didn't call you back after a date was that he couldn't get to a phone? (I wonder if you guys are so young compared to me that you don't even know about this - SIGH!)

3.

Originally Posted by Jalen

...perfume, and other appearance-aura augmenting aides... I understand that in human nature at its very roots, we're constantly seeking a feasible mate to reproduce with the one goal of attempting to create the strongest possible offspring.

Originally Posted by Karlalizee

...We like to... smell nice.

You are BOTH wrong. Those are NOT the reasons perfume exists! It actually is my new fund-raising mechanism. The idea is we get women to buy it, which makes perfume-makers rich enough to fund 3-minute music video ads starring Alizée, as described in detail at Not Queen of the desert - Queen of the Nile!, so that Alizée can remain in the entertainment business, even though it is DOOMED because digital media costs nothing to store and transmit these days and people are thieving bastards.

@ Azhiri and Karla: Would you ladies buy Nefertiti if you had enough dead presidents to do so?

Postscripts:

Originally Posted by Jalen

What's the point of high-heeled shoes? Is there any reason to them other than appearing taller?

I have a couple big hypothetical posts concerning shoes, one primarily so, on the back-burner. But for now, there are too many things closer to the front of the queue. Be patient.

Originally Posted by HelixSix

Yeah but the tramp stamp is in a specific area... Girls have their entire body to get tattoos on...why there? ...Usually girls don't like being labeled as something degrading.

Barbie told me to say that while it is true that she and Ken broke up for five years (2004-2009), they are back together again and she has always been a one-doll doll and not Miss Congeniality at some Rainbow Party! She also says it's hard enough as it is for her to deal with Ken's recent bottomless photograph and wishes the public would just give them a little more privacy to work out their intimate issues.

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[Azhiri]

Originally Posted by Jalen

God, Michael Cera looks like a bird to me.

oh jaysus that reminds me:

AZHIRINESS, WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT WHITE DRESS, YOU KNOW THE ONE... SNOW SOMETHING, I WANT TO SAY

You mean Snow Place Like Home?



I USED to wear dresses, I still do occasionally, but now I generally just wear more easy, comfortable things.

[user472884]

chank you bra

[FanDeAliFee]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

You mean Snow Place Like Home?

You have read my essay The difference between Alizée and Mylène one time too many! As punishment, you have to watch what happened when Dorothy moved to the Gulf Coast!

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[Karlalizee]

Let me see if I can pick up some of this for Jalen...

10. That is exactly why it is there. Personally, I do not like tattoos of any kind. Many of my friends have them, even some of the models I work with have a few but it is not for me.

12. Unless you are planning on giving them to your gf as a gift, why do you want to know?

13. I kissed a guy who had his tongue pierced and I did not know it. He frenched kissed me and I almost bit off his tongue. I was like EWWW!!!

14. Girls who wear short shorts in the winter are called Jailbait or Teasers. And I think it is a shame that parents allow it.

16. I like a Zen Pizza (one with everything)

18. Even though I get tons of mail asking me to show more of them, I hate my feet. They are way to big and I have a small mole on one of my toes.

22. They make your legs look great.

23. I think that men who wear sagging pants look like clowns. The only reason they think it is sexy is because their male friends told them so. Whenever one of my brothers go clothes shopping, they either bring along one of us sisters or asks a female clerk to help them.

24. This depends on where you are in the relationship. If you are just friends then you can each pay but you better make that is clear before you go out. If you are bf and gf then the man pays regardless.

25. I go with the second song.

26. I have had many run ins with feminist groups. 'Men are exploiting me'....blah blah blah.

27. Knowing one instrument very well. I saw a concert where a musician played different instruments for one song. As it turned out, it was the only song she knew how to play on those instruments.

[user472884]

12. curiosity

14. +1 to Karla

16. +2 to Karla

23. +1 to Karla

26. Oh yeah, that's right... forgot about that...
I'm all for women being treated equally and all that jazz, but the chicks who are all "I never shave my armpits and all men should stay home and cook" are freaking psycho

[Jake04]

First, thanks for creating this thread. It's really nice to have your questions answered by real women whom you somewhat know instead of some random women or even "know-it-all guys pretending to be women. I have five sisters and lots of female friends but somewhat shy to ask these questions:

1. What do you gals think about "May-December relationship?" I know some say age does not matter (as long as both are of legal age, of course). But, I think some are just too extreme or creepy (e.g. Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris which is a 60-year difference). So, what do you gals think is the "acceptable" age difference?

2. Is it offensive for women to be referred to as "girl/girls" instead of woman/women? Or "guys" instead of gals?

3. This is the one question I wished I've asked my ex-wife/gfs. Feel free not to answer this one if you find this offensive (and my apologies if you do): About the "monthly thing" does this really affect women's mood or is something that some women just use as an excuse? If it does, for how many days? Is it before,during or after? I think this will help in a relationship if we know when to cut women more slack or just back off altogether.

Thank you both.