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Some days you're the bug! Some days you're the windshield!
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When a woman says NO! Anything past that is harrassment. Up to that point, it goes under the heading of: Just trying to get lucky!
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If at first you don't succeed, try something different.
Human beings fall into three broad categories: those who command, those who obey, and those who can't be bothered doing either. There are two equal and opposite errors a person can make about learning: to think he can't, and to think he doesn't have to. The rules of civilized life make living bearable in the absence of love; love makes living bearable in the absence of those rules.
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You need only two things in life; duct tape and WD40. If something is moving and shouldn't, use duct tape. If it's stuck and should move, use WD40.
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What life means to us is determined not so much by what life brings to us as by what we bring to life; not so much by what happens to us as by our reaction to what happens..... By: Lewis Dunning
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If I believe I cannot do something, it makes me incapable of doing it. But when I believe I can, then I acquire the ability to do it, even if I did not have the ability in the beginning.... By: Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)
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im not too big on quotes and profound sayings, but this one i liked:
"Death is certain. Life is not" - i dunno |
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There's an old saying that goes like: "If the sun sets in the evening, night is coming."
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You've seen those evolution pics where we start with ape and transition to man. There is an analogous transition for women and "no". It goes like this:
NO!.....NO.......No!......No......no!......no..... nooooh....ooooh. |
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LOL that was brave, OGRE.
Or very foolish. Or something.
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