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I'm sitting in my red silk robes in my favorite Turkish chair in my study in front of the fireplace clapping in 3/4ths time, cocobolo and grenadilla pipe in mouth, eloquently praising you, sire, and speaking the words "Oh, dear boy, good show! good show!"
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Haha almost everything from THAT ONE YELLING CONVERSATION WAY BACK IN THE DAY is here :'D
Don't you dare forget the L'oreal bottles that looked like fish, and light-up sneakers, and Heelies.
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L'OREAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL KIDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSS
I stopped wearing heelies because since I didn't know you could take the wheels out so I spent a year walking pretty much on my toes which A. hurt like hell and B. made me look like I was walking in high-heels. Remember back when Hawaiian Bread used to taste better? I appreciate the absence of hydrogenated oil, but my bread just ain't as soft and sweet as it used to be.
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Oh my god I did the same thing
I LOOKED SO DUMB WALKING WITH MY WHEEL FEET
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For the first week, before I understood the true power of Heelies™, I found it kinda difficult to walk up the wheelchair ramp (California elementary school, you see... overcrowded so my fourth grade was in a portable class... had a half-assed particle board wheelchair ramp)... But oh god believe me, 3:00pm.... me, my Heelies™, and my rolling backpack OMG WE WAS SO FLY AND WE WAS LIT'UHLY FLYING DOWN THAT RAMP AND SHEEIT I JUST RODE THE ENTIRE WAY FROM THE CLASS TO THE CAR LIKE A BOSS. Heelies™ were also my footwear of choice during my "go to Disneyland once a week because we got passes like bosses" year. I'd go off by myself, and whenever a security guard (it's very frightening being stopped by a red and white security guard wearing a mickey mouse-shaped nametag and a sticker advertising something about ice cream) I'd just run away laughing and being all THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN. Best one was at the top of Innoventions right at the top of the exit. (for those who don't understand, the exit of the Innoventions building is one ginormous ramp) Guard: "HEY! I'M NOT GOING TO ASK YOU AGAIN PLEASE REMOVE THE WHEELS UNTIL YOU LEAVE THE PARK" Me: "..... YEA I THINK THEY'RE GOOD THE WAY THEY ARE "
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Or better yet,
GODDAMN YOU MCDONALDS I ATE THERE SO MANY TIMES WHEN I WAS A CHILLIN AND YOU ONLY GAVE ME THE FEET AND THE LEFT ARM YOU NAZI BASTARDS
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Sheeit, I'm still beast at Tetris
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