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Customer: "do these fish need to be kept in water?". Me: "no sir, these fish come from the gulf of Mexico. It's considered a treat to them to occasionally add a shot of taquila to their fish bowl. This breed is indigenous to the Jose Cuervo brand." Customer: "what kind of food do you feed a pit bull? Like dog food?" Me: "oh this is a special breed. they can eat anything that comes in cans... African's, Mexican's, American's, Puerto Rican's..." Back to my reason for being pissed... I am glad that my insurance provider is not goin to raise my premium or dock me for almost dying the other day... the guy that hit my car is paying for it through his insurance... I got some pretty bad whip lash though... ... my hat that I was wearing flew all the way to the back of the car and my wallet flew out of my pocket and to the back seat as well!.. the car MAY be repairable.. can you believe that? ... that is crazy!... might as well get a new one...but hey.. the repairs are not on my dime.. and it is up to the insurance of the other guy... I am going to go visit a doctor if my neck doesn't feel any better soon... it is sore. the other guys insurance agency already called and offered me a settlement to relieve them from any future medical responsibilities... I turned it down though... I don't care about the money... I just want to feel better... that asshole that almost killed my dad and I yesterday should get his license suspended... I know he got cited and is in big trouble... that's if he gets out of his coma. Don't text while driving!... (do it at stop lights! lol!)
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Sometimes <strike>I think</strike> Alizée is the only thing keeping me sane. I also just found out that they might remake Back To The Future. With Justin F'in Beiber as Marty. *picture of a guy banging his face on a keyboard till it's a bloody pulp* |
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Really? I'm not currently on the "blindly hate Justin Beiber" train quite yet, but if this becomes reality, I'm claiming an entire car to myself.
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I would watch that.
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Having to dress nice and pretend to like and hug people just cause its new years, only damn thing I wanna hug are the mini kegs I got in the freezer getting ready for the big day.
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Welcome back, Nubcake! I don't know if you've seen her performance at Amimicalement with Jenifer, Lorie and Chimene. Unfortunately, TF1 asked YouTube to take them down 'cause they're all gone. You can still download it though through DC++. Also, she's back on Twitter. Remeber the times when we used to wait for days, weeks, months or even years (for some) to hear anything from her? Well, those days are gone! Now, she's on Twitter EVERYDAY!
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Luckily, my GM looooves it so we listened to it all the time on our overnights during Holiday. My GM is great and all but she has awful taste in music and it makes me want to bash my head in with a hanger.
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I wanna hug boobs and booty.
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