What pisses you off?

[user472884]

Originally Posted by VVVACCPLPNLY

It wasn't work, I just copy-pasted it. On library pc. Took like ten seconds. I'm just pissed that I get excited about something interesting fnally happening in my lífe, but nope. Stupid fuckers keep tryng thhe same shit. Who s actually ths stupid?

Nah man, I mean work on behalf of the spammers...

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- People who post in threads that piss them off, spending energy and time only to let the thread maker win MUAHAHAHAH
- Assholes who drive BMWs and think they're cool enough that they're allowed to park two and a half feet into my parking space, about three inches from my back bumper... so I can't open my trunk (jeep doors swing outward) when I come out with three carts worth of groceries. (I was about to go Jack Nicholson on that car)
- the fact that eventually all pillows squish down into hard little lumps (but now my pretty little head rests upon NEW SOFT PILLOWS THAT DON'T SMELL FUNNY!)
- Every single employee of the Target in Parker, CO.

[Fèvier]

Originally Posted by Jalen

Nah man, I mean work on behalf of the spammers...

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- People who post in threads that piss them off, spending energy and time only to let the thread maker win MUAHAHAHAH
- Assholes who drive BMWs and think they're cool enough that they're allowed to park two and a half feet into my parking space, about three inches from my back bumper... so I can't open my trunk (jeep doors swing outward) when I come out with three carts worth of groceries. (I was about to go Jack Nicholson on that car)
- the fact that eventually all pillows squish down into hard little lumps (but now my pretty little head rests upon NEW SOFT PILLOWS THAT DON'T SMELL FUNNY!)
- Every single employee of the Target in Parker, CO.

Jaja, care to share the story?

[VVVACCPLPNLY]

-Especially high toilet seats. I'm sort of short, so havinv my legs fall asleep because only toes reach the ground is really uncomfortable.

[Fèvier]

Originally Posted by VVVACCPLPNLY

-Especially high toilet seats. I'm sort of short, so havinv my legs fall asleep because only toes reach the ground is really uncomfortable.

^especially if you're there for a while

[VVVACCPLPNLY]

^Which I happened to be this afternoon.
-Mouthbreathers.

[wasabi622]

-Getting into political arguments online.

Makes me want to kill cute animals. And I love animals! That's how insane it drives me. Yet I keep doing it.. it's a vicious cycle.

[Azhiri]

Originally Posted by Jalen

not referring to it, inspired by it. Reminded me of Joan Rivers and red carpet interviewers

Haha. I was pretty much aiming to get designer names/brands in general rather than specific names/website pages for the particular articles of clothing she was wearing in the pictures I posted, hence the "who" rather than the "what". Like, I know and can plainly see that that's a green jacket/black skirt combo, but who designed it?

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OOH, and a BIG ONE is when some guy from the other side of the planet friend requests me on Facebook. I'm like "How the hell did.. Jose Rodriguez.. find my profile? wtf?"

I also hate when somebody asks me "Where in sam hell did you get a last name like that?" which is.. pretty much everybody and it sucks, especially if they start cracking lame Pole jokes once I explain that it is Polish of origin.

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Originally Posted by Fèvier

Jaja, care to share the story?

I am also intrigued. Do tell, Jalen!

Just thought of another one, I hate when people replace "g" with "q". People on my FB stream do it all the time with statuses and it irks me.

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Originally Posted by Jalen

- Assholes who drive BMWs and think they're cool enough that they're allowed to park two and a half feet into my parking space, about three inches from my back bumper... so I can't open my trunk (jeep doors swing outward) when I come out with three carts worth of groceries. (I was about to go Jack Nicholson on that car)

I've seen a lot of people with pretty sports cars park sideways so that they take up two parking spaces. It seems like a really asinine thing to do but I can't say it really pisses me off because I don't drive.

-Policemen. I have no idea why, just.. ugh! Any time I see one I automatically tense up even if I didn't do anything wrong.
-The fact that I signed up for marching band when I enter high school just to get out of P.E. God, marching band looks lame.
-TV Hat:

I had no idea that I was such an angry person. Should I be worried?

[user472884]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

I've seen a lot of people with pretty sports cars park sideways so that they take up two parking spaces. It seems like a really asinine thing to do but I can't say it really pisses me off because I don't drive.

Yeah, but this car was perfectly centered, but just pulled in way too far.

The worst part was, it wasn't even a nice BMW... it was all dirty with a bunch of garbage in the back and it looked like a freaking corn stalk was hanging from the rear view mirror.

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Why I hate the Target people
- I saw the butcher guy standing behind the counter, texting someone THROUGH HIS GLOVES, and then wiped his nose WITH GLOVES STILL ON.
- When I'm playing with a Canon dslr in the electronic section, and the same guy comes and asks me if I need any help at least eight times within a five minute span. (not so much pissing me off, but you just don't do that)
- The ditzy "like omg, gigantic sunglasses and cellphone in hand constantly" girl (keep in mind, this is Parker, Colorado) tries to clean up a soda spill with a push broom.
- When the guy that brings all the carts back brings the giant train right across the street in front of the store (that one has to traverse if one wants to park)... stops the cart train right in the middle of the road and starts texting, and when I honk he gives me the "What's your problem" look, as he flicks his hair. (I should have just ran over him)
- Now, I enjoy the "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ejlkzDCuc&feature=channel" joke as much as the next guy, but it's really dumb and immature when two 30 year old women start doing it in Target, especially when there are only 4 shoppers in the store at any given time, so they just keep going back and forth in my aisle, and ESPECIALLY when they're Target employees who are obviously giggling uncontrollably.
- When I ask an employee if there are any more of these batteries I need, he says "I'll go check", walks into the clothes section, and starts helping someone else.
- When one of those little misters in the veggie section is squirting straight out towards the aisle, I reached up to try and twist the thing to squirt back in the veggies, and some random person comes up and tells me to stop vandalizing the "property"
- When I come out, that same cart kid faggot is sitting on the railing for the "cart return" in the lot, texting.

When I got home I started cleansing the bad memories from my brain with a drill gun, so I'm sure there's more things I forgot

[Cubeface]

-When people seem angry at everything around them
-When people say I'm quiet. I know I'm quiet, you don't need to say it.
-When people say I type fast. I know I type fast, you don't need to say it.
-When someone thinks they're better then me at something, but they're not.
-Commando

These are repetitive.

-People who misspell simple words and don't use punctuation :P (Grammar Nazi = Intelligent)

[Fèvier]

Originally Posted by Jalen

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Why I hate the Target people
- I saw the butcher guy standing behind the counter, texting someone THROUGH HIS GLOVES, and then wiped his nose WITH GLOVES STILL ON.
- When I'm playing with a Canon dslr in the electronic section, and the same guy comes and asks me if I need any help at least eight times within a five minute span. (not so much pissing me off, but you just don't do that)
- The ditzy "like omg, gigantic sunglasses and cellphone in hand constantly" girl (keep in mind, this is Parker, Colorado) tries to clean up a soda spill with a push broom.
- When the guy that brings all the carts back brings the giant train right across the street in front of the store (that one has to traverse if one wants to park)... stops the cart train right in the middle of the road and starts texting, and when I honk he gives me the "What's your problem" look, as he flicks his hair. (I should have just ran over him)
- Now, I enjoy the "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3ejlkzDCuc&feature=channel" joke as much as the next guy, but it's really dumb and immature when two 30 year old women start doing it in Target, especially when there are only 4 shoppers in the store at any given time, so they just keep going back and forth in my aisle, and ESPECIALLY when they're Target employees who are obviously giggling uncontrollably.
- When I ask an employee if there are any more of these batteries I need, he says "I'll go check", walks into the clothes section, and starts helping someone else.
- When one of those little misters in the veggie section is squirting straight out towards the aisle, I reached up to try and twist the thing to squirt back in the veggies, and some random person comes up and tells me to stop vandalizing the "property"
- When I come out, that same cart kid faggot is sitting on the railing for the "cart return" in the lot, texting.

When I got home I started cleansing the bad memories from my brain with a drill gun, so I'm sure there's more things I forgot

THAT'S A CRAP LOAD OF HATERADE!!!!!!
has no one complained to the manager about any of these? or the manager part of the action