Misheard Lyrics

[Sauron]

Originally Posted by Deus_Ex

Monkeys ass so long = my goldfish is under me

from I'm fed up, english version

nono, a contre courant. go listen!

[Chommpers]

Originally Posted by Sauron

nono, a contre courant. go listen!

Oh yeah lol I heard it, she is actually saying Moments qui s'insolencent, if you can't find it Deus_Ex.

I know I have screwed up words in some songs, but I can't remember any right now. If I remember any I will come back and post them.

[AmericanFan]

Stevie Wonder sounded like he sang "you are the @hole of my life".
I suspect he was singing to my sister.

[lefty12357]

L'e e-mail a des ailes

Sounds like: Cuz somebody made me key some melon

Really is: Que s'envolent mes mots qui s'emmêlent

I know it doesn't make sense, but that's what it sounds like to me...

[ed2010]

Sounds like:

I love the,
Holiday

Really is:

Alors, dis..
Arrétez

[nurvonic]

hahaaaaa i had a bunch of these when i was kid, but i long forgot them all.

one story that isnt mine though:

misheard - "Hold me close young Tony Danza"

actual - "Hold me closer tiny dancer" - Elton John

[The Cap]

How could I forget the classic Richard Marx ballad :

"Hold on to the night ...
Hold on to the mammaries."

Amen, brother. Amen.

And less a misunderstood lyrical quirk, more of a creepy accent ... but why is it that Celine Dion is always singing about "lurve" ? "The Power of Lurve", for instance ?

[OGRE]

"Stepped on a Pop Tart", Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville".

I will sing it this way forever.

[Ange]

in L'alize I always hear ' I love the Alizee.'

[Rocket]

Bruce Springsteen's Blinded By The Light

I always thought he said, And she was blinded by the light. Reved up like a douch in the roller in the night.

It is actually, And she was blinded by the light. Cut loose like a deuce. Another runner in the night.