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07-15-2010, 01:26 AM
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I've learned by now to cover the left side of the page where the ads are with my hand while reading and only go to pages where I'm absolutely sure I won't have my eyes assaulted by that one picture they like to put everywhere. You know the one I'm talking about. Those fuckers. -gag-
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07-15-2010, 01:34 AM
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but I fucking hate it when I think I'm clicking on some celebrity or something, and a picture of necrophilia in the act pops up.
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07-15-2010, 02:04 AM
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UGH I know. ED probably contains more mind-blowingly gross 'shock humor' crap than any other site I've ever been to.
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07-15-2010, 03:18 AM
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The one unseasoned Dorito in the middle of the bag (you know the one I'm talkin about)
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07-15-2010, 10:46 AM
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I can't stand the one lump of pure seasoning, that some how came together to form a large, pressed, chip like mass which poisons your mouth for a fortnight Edit: - When people use "Jacotey" to identify themselves in anyway (be it screen name, facebook name, etc) Edit: - WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY SNORT FLAKES OF GIM AND IT BURNS LIKE HELL
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07-16-2010, 12:02 AM
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-Having to learn to read all over again...
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07-16-2010, 05:50 AM
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- when you're on the potty and your leg starts shaking (I'm a tippy-toer) (back story  I'm more of a "journey" rather than the "goal" type of guy (isn't there a religion based on this concept?), as in I prefer the cooking rather than eating it. So when I have to pack up again and have three weeks to do it, I want to take 2.5 weeks and do it in chunks, or else my head will 'splode - when your parents bitch at you that you're not going to be ready by moving day, when you know you're on your own damn rhythm - deer shit (it's EVERYWHERE here) - My constant struggle of trying to differentiate want and need (I * to buy a sword (not that stainless steel shit, real carbon steel, baby) She * me to bring up more cardboard boxes right this instant They * to come to my door 6 times today to notify me of the good news) - doing the flashlight test and finding startling amounts of dust in the inner-elements of my camera lenses (I know, there's always going to be dust in there. I know, it doesn't affect the image in the slightest.... BUT THERE'S DUST IN MY LENS! MUST CLEAN! BUT SCARED TO!) - Trying to decide if I * to buy a 4-Sevens AA flash light for $80 (but it's just so damn cool, and I need a second one, a good one) - Looking up " to see if I had the correct spelling, and the first link I get has the description of "gyno exam xxx sex gas royalty miniature flashlight four sevens"
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07-16-2010, 10:32 AM
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Buddhism, jalen, would be your best bet...
-the word rythm (i see it everywhere since watching this video: <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ebWsTKtTHzs&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ebWsTKtTHzs&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object> Why is there no second vowel in that word???)And as for learning to read, well, even though I have han gul memorised, it takes me a few seconds to decode it and read it. I literally have to sound each syllabic block out the same way my 5 year old sister reads English... -Emo bitchbooy little Three Days Grace fans... They give fans like me a bad name. They are all hard headed little fucks than only think TDG is worth listening to. Which is why I refuse to return to the TDG forums.
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07-16-2010, 01:01 PM
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- THIS iPhone 4 commercial...
<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-PNEWDZCphU&hl=en_US&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-PNEWDZCphU&hl=en_US&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object> If I'm going to be having a kid, then I would much rather my wife, or whoever, to tell me in person, person rather than over a video chat on a phone... But thats just me. I mean, it is KINDA important news isn't it?
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