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[user472884]

Originally Posted by HelixSix

The next day I found out that at that same time five people were shot a quarter of a mile away in the other direction at a place I drive by all the time. My new neighborhood kicks ass.

pretty much my solution to everything.

[user472884]

<say you gotta car, truck or van>

SO YOU GO TO THE SECOND/LAST PERIOD OF THE DAY AT ABOUT 9:40


TEACHER IS UBER AWESOME AND SAYS THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO STAY


ZACH'S BEING A BONER AND ISN'T DOING THE "hey jalen/anthony/jack/john/dan it's cool just chill at my house and don't leave for 9 days we'll just keep ordering more and more dominoes" THING WE DID LAST YEAR



WHAT DO YOU DO?







go to the second best place on earth












Taco Bell











"Yeah, I'm bringing this back for my friends at school"

[Azhiri]

This song always makes me feel so sad. It reminds me of my childhood ending, and the good things that are happening to me right now, the good things that have happened, the good things that will happen, and the way they all ended or will inevitably end.

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"And the sun was wondering
If it should
Stay away for a day
'Til the feeling went away

And the sky was falling
And the clouds were dropping
And the rain forgot how to bring salvation

The dogs were barking at the moon and
Whistlin' a new tune
Hoping it will come soon
So that they could die."

Favorite part; at about 3:42.

[user472884]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

It reminds me of my childhood ending

You're still in your childhood, dawg.

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First, thousands of moths in and around my house

Then centipedes in my room,

A damn beetle of some sort....

The rapture really has begun.

[Chuck]

Yer both still in childhood, whippersnappers! Cuz I'm fitty, dammit!

[user472884]

If my personality would manifest itself into a physical being, I imagine you and it being chess buddies and go out to eat at Dennys or some other café establishment every Sunday for brunch.

[Karlalizee]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

This song always makes me feel so sad. It reminds me of my childhood ending, and the good things that are happening to me right now, the good things that have happened, the good things that will happen, and the way they all ended or will inevitably end.

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"And the sun was wondering
If it should
Stay away for a day
'Til the feeling went away

And the sky was falling
And the clouds were dropping
And the rain forgot how to bring salvation

The dogs were barking at the moon and
Whistlin' a new tune
Hoping it will come soon
So that they could die."

Favorite part; at about 3:42.

Good song!

[Chuck]

@J Thanx for the beautiful sediment, but I'm likin O.C.B. these days ennyway...

@KARLA - Hey HI! you just hit 500! Way to go!

[user472884]

Originally Posted by Chuck

@J Thanx for the beautiful sediment, but I'm likin O.C.B. these days ennyway...

We might get along better than I originally predicted. I myself love the shit out of cheap/fairly low-quality buffet food, but I went with Denny's as an example so as to not present myself as the kind who eats an epic meal* for $9.75 (in Fullerton, restaurant people think I'm 12 and under. in Las Vegas, they serve me alcohol)

I would like to retract my original vision of us sitting across each other with a laminated menu in one hand and the paper in the other.

I now imagine you and my personality walking in, greeted by name by the staff (as they would surely come to know us due to our weekly attendance, and my bi-weekly attendance (no well in hell I would miss Turkey Tuesday)), and sitting at our always-reserved table strategically located between the food and drink island, discussing political happenings we find in the paper, our current medical ailments, what our wives made us do yesterday (your wife having made you clean out the gutters and Azhiri making me repaint the house in Destin summer heat**), and about the local high school football players (to which I would feign listening while reading the paper as I still wouldn't know nor care crap about high school sports and sports in general).

Then Maggie, the thirty-something year old with the weird eye would come by every so often clearing our table of plates and asking us whether we beat our record of 47 plates this time to which we would always respond no because we would be old, defeated men lacking the vigor to even try.

Imagining crap is fun.

*
1st plate: a caesar salad with a generous helping of bacon bits
2nd: a second salad, which is basically just bacon bits, shredded carrots, ranch, and a single shred of lettuce to garnish
3rd: a plate of mashed potatoes, corn, and gravy all mixed together (a.k.a. Astronaut Food)
4th: Just bacon bits.
5th: Fries, whatever fish dish currently being served, ketchup for both
6th: Resting phase. Grab an empty plate, take it back, and stare at it until hungry again. Demand waitress take the plate to be washed anyway.
7th: A plate of hashbrowns and the main meat dish (you know, the one that the chef person has to guard armed with chainmaille gloves and a knife)
8th: Carrot cake, lemon cake, and a bowl of warm brownie with a seven-second pull's worth of vanilla ice cream on it.

**
In this fantasy I would have appeased Azhiri by moving her and myself to Destin, Florida, as it would surely make her happy and the only thing I care about is living near a beach so that I can one day use the ocean as a teaching tool to teach my children about nature and shit and to understand somethings are stronger and beyond our control.

So interestingly with us being so geographically far apart, we would still be able to meet weekly

[DrSmith]

Originally Posted by Jalen

(as they would surely come to know us due to our weekly attendance, and my bi-weekly attendance...

Semi-weekly, if you mean twice a week. Bi-weekly is the same as fortnightly.