[Forum Game] : Am I the only one to...

[Tchaikovsky]

Yes.

Am I the only one that thinks the Lions will beat the Packers on Sunday?

[WhiteFeather]

Yes.

Am I the only one that keeps a bayonet and a dagger next to his bed?

[wasabi622]

Am I the only one who feels like they don't deserve to eat if they miss out on a workout?

Originally Posted by WhiteFeather

Yes.

Am I the only one that keeps a bayonet and a dagger next to his bed?

Why keep basically 2 of the same things? Unless you have a rifle nearby to attach the bayonet to?

[user472884]

Originally Posted by wasabi622

Am I the only one who feels like they don't deserve to eat if they miss out on a workout?




Why keep basically 2 of the same things? Unless you have a rifle nearby to attach the bayonet to?

I have a workout-weight-lifting-thing-machine upstairs that I use every so often. Generally it's me on it for about 12 minutes and then I spend the following three hours eating and watching recordings of The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy, you know, to cool off.

And bro, if he's going to fuck up some home intruders he might as well get some style points doing it.

Originally Posted by WhiteFeather

Yes.

Am I the only one that keeps a bayonet and a dagger next to his bed?

Not at all, in fact I have you beat.

My nightstand:



Cold Steel OSS, SRK, and Kobun Tanto (I happen to like Cold Steel knives, if anyone has a problem with that you can write a letter to my ass).

I also have a knock-off KA-BAR on the opposite nightstand, just in case I happen to roll over to that side of the bed when shit gets real.

In addition, I also have a Cold Steel warhammer behind my door which is now joined by a Hanwei katana from Santa.

I keep my Cold Steel True Flight Throwers in the bottom drawer in my bathroom.

All I need is a 12 gauge in my actual bathroom (my bathroom is one of those retarded deals where the sink/counter/drawers are outside of the actual room with the toilet and shower) and then I'll feel secure.

[wasabi622]

Do you guys expect to be viciously attacked by ninjas in your sleep or something?

On my bedside table all I have is a lamp, my laptop and usually my class notes from the day before.

[user472884]

Dunno 'bout WhiteFeather but...

Have you seen Straw Dogs?

I'm pretty sure that exact thing will happen to me.

Not because my wife is the ex-girlfriend of the ol' quarterback, but mainly because I'm not exactly beloved by my peers and the only activities kids really can do here are drink, do drugs, or go walk around the mall and go to the apple store to log onto facebook and announce that they are at the mall.

I'm sure breaking into my house and stealing our kimchi refrigerator and trying to rape me in my sleep would be received as a refreshing opportunity for fun.

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Jalen

Dunno 'bout WhiteFeather but...

Have you seen Straw Dogs?

I'm pretty sure that exact thing will happen to me.

Not because my wife is the ex-girlfriend of the ol' quarterback, but mainly because I'm not exactly beloved by my peers and the only activities kids really can do here are drink, do drugs, or go walk around the mall and go to the apple store to log onto facebook and announce that they are at the mall.

I'm sure breaking into my house and stealing our kimchi refrigerator and trying to rape me in my sleep would be received as a refreshing opportunity for fun.

Am I the only one who thinks Jalen is crazy?

I mean seriously. You expect your high school classmates to rape you out of spite? I get crime alerts from the Champaign police department about beatings/muggings/shootings and I still feel safe enough to go to sleep unarmed.

[Tchaikovsky]

Originally Posted by wasabi622

Am I the only one who thinks Jalen is crazy?

nevermind lol

Edit: what if you're attacked by someone with a gun?

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Tchaikovsky

nevermind lol

Edit: what if you're attacked by someone with a gun?

I give them whatever the heck they want. I have too many things going for me and too many aspirations right now to risk getting injured and ruining my future career in US Army Veterinary Corps.

I'm fully capable of defending myself, but there's a time to fight and a time to just walk away.

[WhiteFeather]

Originally Posted by wasabi622

Why keep basically 2 of the same things? Unless you have a rifle nearby to attach the bayonet to?

In fact, I do have a rifle nearby to attach it to.





Her name is Lilly. For obvious reasons... (10 points to whoever can name the make and model)

Originally Posted by Jalen

Not at all, in fact I have you beat.

My nightstand:

Cold Steel OSS, SRK, and Kobun Tanto (I happen to like Cold Steel knives, if anyone has a problem with that you can write a letter to my ass).

Why have three knives when you only have two hands? Besides, I said on the night stand. Below, near my right arm when I sleep, I have a Cold Steel True Flight Thrower, and a SOG Fasthawk Tomahawk.

All I need is a 12 gauge in my actual bathroom (my bathroom is one of those retarded deals where the sink/counter/drawers are outside of the actual room with the toilet and shower) and then I'll feel secure.

I'm thinking of rigging a hook system to my bed, so my shotgun hangs over the headboard near the wall. In case of intruder... bang. The only problem I'm having is the shotgun is actually longer than the head board, so it would not be concealed, at all...

Originally Posted by Tchaikovsky

nevermind lol

Edit: what if you're attacked by someone with a gun?

Thus, the shotgun.

While I don't constantly feel in danger when I sleep, as a friend put it, "you never know when that one person you piss off could snap and follow you home and brutally murder you." That, or zombies.

Only the paranoid survive.

Edit:

Wait, what's the question I'm supposed to answer?