OMG We're a Cult

[The Gate Keeper]

Originally Posted by Jalen

i think we could just have a mass burning of everything Alizée-related from candies to red fish to shakespearean works!

I can sooooo imagine it now, and I kind of want to do it. I can see us all standing around a huge bonfire and us just harmonizing and chanting "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

I wonder if Alizee has ever seen this forum and if she did would she would be creeped out or feel blessed to have such obsessive fans

[dreamer]

I think she'd just have a good laugh about most of the silly stuff (is there anything else??) we do around here.

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Edcognito

And anyone who's a fan, gets birthday presents from everyone else in the cult on their 50/60th birthdays!

Ed

HAHAHAAA! i wonder how many of us here will even remember who Alizee is by the time we get that old! i mean, once im 60, that makes Alizee 66!

(can you imagine Alizee at 66??)

[Srbski-kralj]

hell to us she would be still beautify lol. me 60 she would be 64/65.

[FanDeAliFee]

Originally Posted by Jalen

...we can chant the background vocals of Mlle. Juliette and sacrifice teddy bears and zucchinis in a large vat of lava while praying to a gold statue of Tinkerbell in a sailor outfit...

You will <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Smpu_JFxis">alienate people</a> with the fanatical zucchini sacrifice! Besides, all Alizée said was:
<blockquote><i>
Marre... des courgettes
Qui m'font vomir sous la couette
</i></blockquote>
It's not like she excommunicated them or anything. They're just not kosher/halal for consumption by members of the cult - at least orally. By the way, does <i>Le Vomi Sacrée</i> abide in a reliquary, or will its location at long last be revealed at the dawn of some future Great Epoch?

FYI, the cult DOES have a secret emblem, the <i>poisson rouge<i>:
<center>
<img src="http://bellsouthpwp.net/d/o/docdtv/Alizee/AlizeePR.jpg">
</center>

[VVVACCPLPNLY]

I find myself doing hand movements along with my En Concert DVD. My mom thinks it is gay, but I think it is cool cuz I never tried to actively learn it, it just happened from overly-consecutively watching boucoups of live performances! I claim position of Chief Choregrapher! LONG LIVE THE JEAM !
1. Thou shall learneth at least JEAM lyrics by heart (if not the dance)
2. Thou shall learneth Moi... Lolita lyrics by heart

[User22]

Hey Jalen was it you that made the tower of Alizee cult pic???i will try and find it

found it....

[wasabi622]

Cult vs. The Order... who would come out on top??

[user472884]

Originally Posted by Aaronius31

Hey Jalen was it you that made the tower of

yea.

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What? What is this "Order"?

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Jalen

What? What is this "Order"?

The order. The order that cut off the guy's hand that threw popcorn at our Goddess, in the other thread.