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user472884 · #**841** 05-21-2010, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by paintballpdh19

What is this, a dick measuring contest??

lol, I didn't know they came in gigabytes... I have a hard enough time trying to translate pounds into stone!

babyblue558 · #**842** 05-22-2010, 08:46 AM

Hmm maybe I shouldn't have started this...?

Haha you guys

Människöpesten · #**843** 05-22-2010, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by babyblue558

Hmm maybe I shouldn't have started this...?

Haha you guys

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?

paintballpdh19 · #**844** 05-22-2010, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Människöpesten

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?

....created a monster. lol

user472884 · #**845** 05-23-2010, 01:46 AM

I'm going to do some Van Helsing shit right now

- When it's generally acceptable to use Her Grace and Beauty's hair as an accurate timeline
- When you saw "Sicilian Wedding" randomly somewhere in the internet and flipped out for half a second
- When you wonder if Her Grace and Beauty has ever had a "Fondue story" or something similar
- When you try to order "The Corsican" from Cold Steel, but they just left the friggin ad up after it's already been sold
- When in the addition to the 7 or so languages you study (there's so many I lose track, I let Rosetta Stone keep track), it seems highly worth it to study Corsu, and use your studying of Gaelic to rationalize it.
- When you find that Nutella tastes better when you're sitting in damp clothes
- When you think Ally Sheedy is a poser (Think Watson, think!)
- When you discern that the only way the last episode of Lost can go down perfectly is if Her Grace and Beauty comes and fixes everything with one wave of her wand
- When you earnestly believe Her Grace and Beauty would make a better Tinkerbell during the fireworks thing at Disneyland as opposed to the 6'8" "Olga from East Germany" women they use now
- When you slap yourself for the above for even thinking about putting Her Grace and Beauty in harm's way
- When you burn yourself today on a soldering iron while you're trying to make a Hidden Blade, you think your red pulsating wound looks like the same shade as the paper fish
- When you go to Walmart looking for gauze and burn cream, you wish Her Grace and Beauty was the greeter, pointing me to the DVDs
- When you book a trip to Corsica not realizing that the only thing to do there is hike (and you're a pretty hefty, nonactive guy) and still have a great time
- When you try to find that sidewalk that Her Grace and Beauty and Lil'Johan ran on in that one video
- When Her Grace and Beauty is the only person in the world who can wear a wetsuit on a jetski, and still be way more awesome than you

Människöpesten · #**846** 05-23-2010, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Jalen

I'm going to do some Van Helsing shit right now

- When it's generally acceptable to use Her Grace and Beauty's hair as an accurate timeline
- When you saw "Sicilian Wedding" randomly somewhere in the internet and flipped out for half a second
- When you wonder if Her Grace and Beauty has ever had a "Fondue story" or something similar
- When you try to order "The Corsican" from Cold Steel, but they just left the friggin ad up after it's already been sold
- When in the addition to the 7 or so languages you study (there's so many I lose track, I let Rosetta Stone keep track), it seems highly worth it to study Corsu, and use your studying of Gaelic to rationalize it.
- When you find that Nutella tastes better when you're sitting in damp clothes
- When you think Ally Sheedy is a poser (Think Watson, think!)
- When you discern that the only way the last episode of Lost can go down perfectly is if Her Grace and Beauty comes and fixes everything with one wave of her wand
- When you earnestly believe Her Grace and Beauty would make a better Tinkerbell during the fireworks thing at Disneyland as opposed to the 6'8" "Olga from East Germany" women they use now
- When you slap yourself for the above for even thinking about putting Her Grace and Beauty in harm's way
- When you burn yourself today on a soldering iron while you're trying to make a Hidden Blade, you think your red pulsating wound looks like the same shade as the paper fish
- When you go to Walmart looking for gauze and burn cream, you wish Her Grace and Beauty was the greeter, pointing me to the DVDs
- When you book a trip to Corsica not realizing that the only thing to do there is hike (and you're a pretty hefty, nonactive guy) and still have a great time
- When you try to find that sidewalk that Her Grace and Beauty and Lil'Johan ran on in that one video
- When Her Grace and Beauty is the only person in the world who can wear a wetsuit on a jetski, and still be way more awesome than you

.....lol this is hilarious

paintballpdh19 · #**847** 05-23-2010, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Jalen

- When you discern that the only way the last episode of Lost can go down perfectly is if Her Grace and Beauty comes and fixes everything with one wave of her wand

that would be FREAKING AWESOME if that actually happened... the perfect ending to Lost.... somehow i wouldn't be surprised if that happened because Lost is so unpredictable.