"I Am More Awesome than the Person Above Me"

[UniCom]

I'm more awesome than DrSmith cuz it wasn't a coincidence that I am.

[wasabi622]

I'm more awesome than UniCom because I was just promoted to c/SSG. That's Staff Sergeant.

[user472884]

I'm more awesome than Wasabi because I once got a double kill on Call of Duty by trying to shoot at a guy ducking into a building, hitting through the wall (with a FAL), hitting a C4, and getting a double kill.

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Jalen

I'm more awesome than Wasabi because I once got a double kill on Call of Duty by trying to shoot at a guy ducking into a building, hitting through the wall (with a FAL), hitting a C4, and getting a double kill.

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I can take Nyquil without going nuts.

(and cuz I'm bringing the thread back! )

[Människöpesten]

i'm more awesome than wasabai because i drop hammers 24/7 and am too big to fit in the weight cage door, so i go through it sideways.

[user472884]

I'm more awesome than Männi because at this very moment, I'm sitting poolside at the disneyland californian hotel (the better one, oh lawdy) checking out AAm with free wifi, listening to the startling booms of fireworks I can't see, other than the larger shells that illuminate the entire sky an entire colour. The only thing I need right now is a little waiter (literally, 4'6" or shorter) bringing me a glass of martinelli's and a slice of lemon meringue pie

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Jalen

I'm more awesome than Männi because at this very moment, I'm sitting poolside at the disneyland californian hotel (the better one, oh lawdy) checking out AAm with free wifi, listening to the startling booms of fireworks I can't see, other than the larger shells that illuminate the entire sky an entire colour. The only thing I need right now is a little waiter (literally, 4'6" or shorter) bringing me a glass of martinelli's and a slice of lemon meringue pie

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I'm actually not, but I have the cajones to admit it.

(Seriously.. you lucky bastard!)

[Azhiri]

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I can march a 3-to-5 step in double time at a 130 metronome rate with equal intervals and appropriate toe-rolling without bending my knees while keeping my shoulders facing the center and my feet pointing directly right with a 2-count kneel plus 16-count step across the field while playing slurred 18th notes with key switches, all while keeping in tempo and keeping my eyes off the ground in a half-inch thick jacket and pants uniform in a heat advisory over and over again without stopping for a breather for 15 minutes.

Also I'm coming to Disneyland to stalk you.

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

Also I'm coming to Disneyland to stalk you.

Seriously, you love birds need to get a room.


Wait a minute..
*gasp*
Jalen, aren't you at a hotel right now as we speak?

[user472884]

Originally Posted by wasabi622

Seriously, you love birds need to get a room.


Wait a minute..
*gasp*
Jalen, aren't you at a hotel right now as we speak?

Yes. At this very moment I am.

And Azhiri; *spock slap* for not following CANDLESHOEING PROTOCOL