"I Am More Awesome than the Person Above Me"

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Jalen

I'm more awesome than Wasabi because I aim for the throat, not the helmet.

And to post early (so I don't have to respond to the next post), I'm more awesome than bof'y'all because I've evolved to the point of maturity where I know that post count is completely pointless

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I've gotten enough basic education to know that a gun > knife.

[Fèvier]

Originally Posted by wasabi622

I'm more awesome than Jalen because a gun > knife.

I'm more awesome than wasabi because knife shows more brutality.

I too have a knife but 'tis too late to turn on lights to take pic and post.

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Fèvier

I'm more awesome than wasabi because knife shows more brutality.

I too have a knife but 'tis too late to turn on lights to take pic and post.

Have you ever seen a picture of someone shot with a gun?

Trust me, much more brutal than what a simple knife can do.

(If ya want, I can post some pictures.. but they're graphic, as you can imagine.)




And go ahead Jalen! Spock slap me!!

[user472884]

I'm more awesome than Wasabi because I know guns don't work for dick when I ninja'd my way behind you and my blade is eight inches through your chest.

I'm more awesome than Fèvier because I went back in time, set up my little studio, took photos, and returned to present time so I would already have photos available.



(longer knife is 13 3/8 inches)




Edit:

Originally Posted by wasabi622

Have you ever seen a picture of someone shot with a gun?

You ever seen someone turned into sashimi in thirty seconds flat?

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Jalen

I'm more awesome than Wasabi because I know guns don't work for dick when I ninja'd my way behind you and my blade is eight inches through your chest.

I'm more awesome than Fèvier because I went back in time, set up my little studio, took photos, and returned to present time so I would already have photos available.



(longer knife is 13 3/8 inches)

Umm.. are we going to turn into talking about killing each other? Because I doubt a 170lb "ninja" will be able to sneak up on me.. if you ended up behind me, I'd simply do a back kick and send a couple 5.56 NATO rounds your way. Or just do a reverse headbutt and smash your face with previous stated helmet.

Don't forget Jalen, I'm a full blooded Asian, a martial artist, and military trained. If anyone's the ninja, I think I am.

Therefore, I am more awesome than Jalen.

[user472884]

True, true. I'd probably enter the secret chamber in my house and pull out the plug from the dirty puddle and summon Chuck Norris.

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Jalen

True, true. I'd probably enter the secret chamber in my house and pull out the plug from the dirty puddle and summon Chuck Norris.

... damn you..

[Fèvier]

Originally Posted by Jalen

True, true. I'd probably enter the secret chamber in my house and pull out the plug from the dirty puddle and summon Chuck Norris.

I'm more awesome than jalen because I know that you can't have chuck Norris trapped and ready for your disposal!

[user472884]

I'm more awesome than Fèvier because I'm not nearly as naïve, Chuck Norris can never be trapped, but he can be summoned. He never says no to a good ass kicking.

[wasabi622]

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I will never actually do any of said actions. Make love, not war!! <3<3<3<3<3<3



(like a filthy hippy!)