Off-topic comments - Page 72

Azhiri · #**711** 12-28-2011, 02:09 PM

This bird is in my garage.

Well, probably not that exact bird from the picture.

I threw a bunch of bread crumbs in there for him but he's not eating them and now I'm going to have to go in and sweep them up so they don't attract roaches. I hope he doesn't change his mind about wanting them and start to attack me.

user472884 · #**712** 12-28-2011, 06:21 PM

Did you throw in whole wheat or that bleached white honky-ass wonderbread crap?

Azhiri · #**713** 12-28-2011, 11:23 PM

Whole freakin' wheat! Can you imagine how hard that bird would have rolled his eyes if I'd given him white bread?

Also by the time I got around to sweeping them up he had indeed changed his mind. I approached the crumbs and he swooped down and started pecking around for them.

He's still in there. I hope he's not cold.

user472884 · #**714** 12-28-2011, 11:38 PM

We once found a dog chilling out in our garage in California. No clue where it came from, just went in there one day and holy nutsack there's a dog in here. Wasn't any of the neighbors', wasn't any tags, we just kinda let it go.

Tchaikovsky · #**715** 12-30-2011, 02:33 AM

Taxi Driver Aaron · #**716** 12-30-2011, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Jalen

We once found a dog chilling out in our garage in California. No clue where it came from, just went in there one day and holy nutsack there's a dog in here. Wasn't any of the neighbors', wasn't any tags, we just kinda let it go.

A humming bird once built it's next in a windmill I have in my back yard... it actually laid egs in there too!... they eventually hatched.. the poor guys must have been born with vertigo because the entire time their nest just kept spinning around and around!.... I took pictures.. I'll have to find them some time...

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Originally Posted by WhiteFeather

I just woke up from a short nap after getting home from work, only to find my nose and lower face covered in blood.

Weird. I don't normally get bloody noses unless I am extremely pissed off.

Maybe you got abducted and probed by aliens!... did you check your bum?

wasabi622 · #**717** 12-30-2011, 02:59 AM

Speaking of birds:

Today at work we had to move the roosters out of their pens and into the research farm. It was not pretty. We had to catch them all and put them in crates to move them, but the moment we entered their pens to do so, it was as if Godzilla showed up in Tokyo. I got a nice long cut from the bridge of my nose that runs under my eye from a suicidal rooster's spurs that flew into my face in its attempts to get away from me.

Damn dirty birds.

WhiteFeather · #**718** 12-30-2011, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Taxi Driver Aaron

Maybe you got abducted and probed by aliens!... did you check your bum?

user472884 · #**719** 12-30-2011, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by wasabi622

Speaking of birds:

Today at work we had to move the roosters out of their pens and into the research farm. It was not pretty. We had to catch them all and put them in crates to move them, but the moment we entered their pens to do so, it was as if Godzilla showed up in Tokyo. I got a nice long cut from the bridge of my nose that runs under my eye from a suicidal rooster's spurs that flew into my face in its attempts to get away from me.

Damn dirty birds.

Wouldn't have happened if you were using the proper equipment

Fish · #**720** 12-31-2011, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Jalen

We once found a dog chilling out in our garage in California. No clue where it came from, just went in there one day and holy nutsack there's a dog in here. Wasn't any of the neighbors', wasn't any tags, we just kinda let it go.

I did that a few years ago, but it was a cat, my back porch, and I have a pet cat now.