Alizée Facts

[user472884]

If you've ever seen Chuck Norris facts, you know what Alizée facts are.

I don't know a whole bunch so I'm hoping you all will contribute

------------------------------

Alizée causes Keanu Reeves to smile once in a while.

Corsica was built to contain Alizée because her awesomeness was simply too powerful and dangerous to be in the mainland.

The Euro was adopted in France because they had no more Francs! They had all been given to Alizée.

Chuck Norris and Alizée have to be on other sides of the planet because if that much awesomeness gets too close the universe will explode.

If Alizée has five euros, and you have five euros, Alizée has more money.

Alizée can order sushi at an Olive Garden, and get it.

All pictures of Alizée are toned down by ten thousand percent, because Alizée's beauty overloads all cameras.

When taking a picture of Alizée's glowing awesomeness, you have to use an ISO of 2 (photography joke)

Alizée doesn't do her hair, she sings and little woodland critters come in and style it for her.

The little red paper fish on Alizée's bum absorbed a little of her sweat, got zapped by a bit of static electricity, and later graduated first his class in Harvard and discovered infinite energy and the cure for all diseases.

Alizée can slam a revolving door if she is angered.

Alizée got to level 17 prestige in CoD5.

Alizée has all your base.

Alizée is not allowed near any aquariums.

If Alizée were a flavor of gum, she would last forever.

---

they're lame I know, but I'm really sick/bored