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Hahaa, rub your eyes and look at the article again, there's a lot more to it then just Alizée.
She makes up just a small portion on the bottom man, unfortunate, but there's more on the page.
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I can't see which parts. Tell me the title or first word in the section and I will translate it
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Hahaha, thanks for the offer, but in that case, it'd be faster and easier for me to translate it myself.
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GENERAL FACTS: Capital: Paris Language: French Population: 148.2 million Women: 50.8% Mascot: Ratatouille Exports: The famous smell of PASUCO (PAtas SUdor y COla = feet, sweat, and ass) Who to party with: Obviously with the author singer Carla Bruni, whom at 42 years old looks tremendously sexy and b-e-autiful. (please help with the following, Alex, Tip: Bajasela a Sarkosy, esta facil! No? ) THE WOMEN: Prominent cheeks and lips, white skin and blue eyes. Are said not to shave or bathe, but are the prettiest in the world. How to get one: Never even think of making fun of their accent, but if you gain their trust, you'll get more than a French Kiss. What drink to buy them: Pastis? is a perfumed liquor which is typical in <st1:country-region w:st="on">France</st1:country-region>, served cold (and aperitivo? help Alex ) in the regions of <st1:state w:st="on">Provence</st1:state> and <st1><st1:city w:st="on">Marseilles</st1:city></st1>. Wine is a traditional part of life. To your health! (Cheers!) The sexy woman: The sexy singer, Alizée who is known for her her song Moi... Lolita. What a woman! SCORE A GOAL: The trio French kiss. One of them (two women) must be in doggy style position while the other is behind you (I will not write the rest, look at the picture) EXTRA!: Ethnic roots: face of a baby with the lips of a woman (Don't ask me. Alex? ) Learn more: don't miss the video of Moulin Rouge, Lady Marmalade Joke: Where do the French keep their money? under the bar of soap and deodorant FYI: 25% of French people admit to infidelity NETAS DEL FUT? (Alex once again, help lol) Les Bleus, the Blues as the French team is nicknamed, is one of the teams who have won the most important titles organized by FIFA: World Cup (1998) Olympic Games (1984) FIFA Confederations Cup (2001, 2003) and Euro Cup (1984, 2000) Regulating body: Federation of French Football World Cup History: in 1930 France came in 7th place, in 1986 3rd, crowned winner in 1998 and 3rd in 2006. <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1>France</st1></st1:country-region> has played in 13 World Cups. WHO TO FOLLOW: Thierry Henry: from AS Monaco, he is 32 years old and has played in 118 international matches. UNIFORM: just see the pic FACT: the record is 51 goals by Thierry Henry, hey, you try and beat that! QUINIELA? (Alex? lol) <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1>France</st1></st1:country-region> has dreamed of and achieved number one titles as world champions, so we have no doubt they will at least make it out of the quarterfinals Phew. Glad that's over. Last edited by Fall; 06-11-2010 at 01:29 PM.. |
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I could only laugh at the most of the part. Thanks Fall |
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Wow, that's harsh. Weird that they'd publish that in a magazine like that. huh.
Thanks for the translation though Fall!
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I suppose it's a good assessment of mexican humor.... |
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There was another interview in Mexico where I thought the interviewer lady was quite rude.
I don't think it has much to do with Mexico, rather the stupid media people |
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That article was quite disturbing yet funny, thanks for adding those parts in Fall
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I'd say it was my pleasure, but it wasn't, for this particular article anyway. Still though, you're welcome. Glad to help.
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