[Official] Alizée's Twitter and Instagram - 2019

[RedRafe]

Originally Posted by CleverCowboy

On the other hand, she really likes her M16 hat. I really would like to know why. Maybe be can add a question to the interview list that tactfully asks her if she enjoys target shooting. I read there was a gun culture in Corsica similar to the US.

You know, it would not surprise me at all if this was indeed the case, and a question about "target shooting" might not be a bad idea at all.

If it was the case that this was indeed one of her interests, that would just be "too much" for me.

I mean, for goodness sake, she "sings" "like a Gallic Angel", she looks like a "Goddess", she "dances" like the "Fey", she moves like a little "Quicksilver Panther", she is very intelligent, witty, charming, compassionate, very nurturing, and from all reports is most very likely a wonderful mother, and, she has "culinary skills"!

And now, it might conceivably be possible that she likes "shooting " and has "weapon skills"???


("RedRafe" barely resists the urge to "fall to his knees" and pledge eternal undying "fealty" to "The Alizée").


Is there no end to this woman's "epicness"?


Mortal man is NOT worthy of such things, especially one "nicknamed" "RedRafe".


(I could almost forgive her for the "Heart shaped" sunglasses. Well, maybe not... No Alizée, just nooooo...).



Oh gods, guys, now here is a "thought", bear with me on this one.


Imagine a "day at the Range" with Alizée.

How "cool" beyond all utter belief would that be???

The very "wonderfulness" of that thought makes me almost want to cry...

And you know what, I can "visualize" her absolutely "rocking" a pair of "Oakley Tacticals", or "Wiley X Black Ops" Ballistic "sunspecs".


That particular "visualization", alone, is "warm fuzzy" worthy.

<sighs contentedly>


It would just be a pretty damn special day, wouldn't it...

[Mr Coucou]

Originally Posted by RedRafe

And now, it might conceivably be possible that she likes "shooting " and has "weapon skills"???

Alizee was born with extremely good physical coordination. (Try watching J'en Ai Marre at half-speed.)

I wonder how good of a shot she would be.

(It would also be fun to take her to an archery range.)

[CleverCowboy]

Originally Posted by RedRafe

Imagine a "day at the Range" with Alizée.

How "cool" beyond all utter belief would that be???

The very "wonderfulness" of that thought makes me almost want to cry...

Right? That would be a blast! (pun intended)

I used to own acreage where I set up an area to shoot sporting clays and a pistol range with backstop. My friends would like to come to have a "boys day at the range". Some brought their wives/girlfriends who never shot a gun but was curious. One brought his teenage daughter. Down to the last one, there was that hesitation to shoot that first shot, but after that, they didn't want to stop! I found women to be very meticulous when it comes to safety, which is a good thing.

Alizee is definitely well coordinated and she has enough of a "tomboy" in her that odds are high she has gone to the range at least once in her life and enjoyed it.