The Rules of Alizée

[User22]

This is just another one of those threads that some of us need to keep us going during this drought of nothing from Alizee

So...we will now make the Rules of Alizee...and yes, go in chronological order

1)Alizee, no matter how old or young, will always be the most amazing woman/singer/babe ever...

[Tchaikovsky]

2) Even if Alizée was first to smell it, you can be sure she didn't deal it.

[Uroboros]

3) It is not allowed to live not even one day without thinking about her or listenning to her songs (Or both )

[User22]

4) Thou shalt repay Alizee one day if thou hast illegally downloaded her music by buying what you hath downloaded.

[MarkL]

5) You must mouth part of the words of one song at least every day, wherever you are...EVEN on the subway!

[User22]

6) One must like Nutella in order to be at peace with Alizee....

[Marquis<3Alizée]

7) Thou shalt always love Alizée, even though she is going through some bad sales. Thou shalt always love her.

[User22]

8) Thou shalt not be afraid to spread the good news called, Alizee

[AlizéeInspired]

9) During your fanhood as an Alizée-an (or whatever you want to call yourself) you must show a friend or friends that you really do know how to do some of her moves from at least one of her performances.

(for me it was J'ai Pas Vingt Ans lol)

[RobandSandy]

Thou shalt tell at least one new person about Alizée every day.