solution to problem? advice needed

[Né sur le bayou]

howdy yall

me and mine just had our weddin' a few days ago. i wanted it to be perfect because this is her first marriage and my 4rth

the day of our wedding was goin perfect. i spent most of the morning pregaming at Hooters Family Resteraunt doing shots of jack daniels while my bride to be was quickly buying some perfume and new tires at the local Sears I used to work at until i was fired for smelling the ladie's undergarments.

durin my pregamming i must have had one to many caus next thing i know i was challengin every man woman and child in that place to an old fashioned mud restle. next thing i know i was getting my butt kicked by a woman with bigger ta-tas than my brother's stop sister's mother's father's cousin's daughter who has a severe case of elephantitist and leprecy.

while sittin on the curb outside Hooter's Family Resteraunt i was assessing the damage done to my favorite ac dc tshirt (its kind of a collectors item cause it was thrown up on by the lead singer and i was going to wear it to the wedding cause i hate wearing penguin suit tuxedos) i struck up a conversation with a group of teenagers. i must have told thema bout the wedding and where it was because one thing lead to another and next thing i remmber was waking up in the local Costco food court were were getting married (thats where we met)

it was going pretty good. Cosco had set up a nice resemblance of a wedding chappel in the store, and my youngin's were trying to catch and spray paint the pigeons that had been trapped in the store and live in the rafters to make them look morel ike doves. Costco made an announcement over the intercom that we were getting married when it all went to hell

one of those snot nosed teenagers had apparently not been a teenager but a male stripper who i must have hired ecause next thing i know a boom box was playing techno music and low and behold he was dancing in his banana hamic - right infront of the minister.

i have never been so embarresed in my life. even getting caught sniffing the ladies underpanties at Sears wasn't as bad as this because i could actually explain myself in that situatiation - but this caught me by suprise.

my bbw fiance passed out after a mild stroke from all the commotion goin on and we were kicked out of the Costco because of the health code violations associated with a male stripper with a foot long corn dog dancing around the hot dog stand. it was not a pretty site

so needless to say my question is, how should isreal deal with those palestinians who are sending rockets and killing innocent civilians for the past 50 years? nucklear or napalm?

[Ben]

[Ruroshen]

[woohoo]

uh did you type this in the right forum???

[TheBarrett]

/b/ is THATAWAY (points*)

[Edcognito]

Originally Posted by TheBarrett

/b/ is THATAWAY (points*)

Along with the SA forums - in other words:

GTFO!

Ed

P.S. - Nice to see you back Barrett

[Chommpers]

LOL Ruro that is golden, but seriously WTF? I am kind of upset I took the time to read it all.

[edgar93]

lol Ruro that pic is funny . I guess I will copy that first post and then register at any forum, start a new thread and paste it to have everyone reading it and they will be like WTF
Hopefully he will take a look at the site and get hooked.

[pepelepew]

That's just classic. I will never be able to go into a Cosco again. Actually I don't think I have ever been in one. I have frequented Wallyworld (Walmart) though. Thanks for the laughs cuz.In answer to your delimma.A little nukey never hurt anyone.

[marik]

rofl dude! just rofl =D

epic palm i had the same thought as what Chommpers said >.<