[Official] Alizée's Twitter and Instagram -pre 2016

[Finnishguy]

Maybe. It's not easy to understand what's the proble. Tons of people are asking from you that one question again and again, everyday. And you can't stop it. Must be hard to hold it as "secret"

[User22]

From earlier today:





She is probably still eating one of these since she just tweeted this minutes ago

[texasguy]

Originally Posted by Aaronius31

She is probably still eating one of these since she just tweeted this minutes ago

Hmmm, I wonder which color she ate first. Shall we vote on it?

[Kronos]

Originally Posted by texasguy

Hmmm, I wonder which color she ate first. Shall we vote on it?

I don't know, but maybe she is trying to tell us something by this picture, you know, a clue?



Let's see the colours. Brown. Jeremy has (I think?) brown hair! And Alizée said in a recent tweet that she wants to be blonde (white). And what skin colour is Matt? White. And what does the colour green represent? Ireland. And what skin colour is the majority in ireland? White. Matt is white. But what is the colour of the earth underneath Ireland? BROWN.

And what about the conundrum of the ordering of these things? Brown, triple white, green, but then, double green, triple brown?

If there is one brown on the upper row and three on the lower one, then there has to be four brown ones in total. One more than the other two colours. Remember whos hair colour was brown? Do you see where I'm going? The majority of the brown ones are now in the lower layer, with the white ones on the top.

Why is this?

This must mean that Alizée has separated from Jeremy and is keeping a part of him in her life, Annily, explaining the lone brown thingie in the top layer. The green shit in the top represents Matt (Matt=White=Ireland=Green) and how things are new, hence only one green thingfuck I don't know what the hell it's called.

I could be wrong, so I think we should dedicate the next 30 pages do deciphering this mystery picture. I mean she wouldn't post anything on twitter just for shits and giggles now would she?

[User22]

Hehe, it seems you are mocking the people that try to decipher every little bit of the pictures she has posted on twitter since the Matt rumor

Oh wait, you are. Well done sir, I couldn't have done better

Sarcastically

[texasguy]

Originally Posted by Kronos

Let's see the colours. Brown. Jeremy has (I think?) brown hair! And Alizée said in a recent tweet that she wants to be blonde (white). And what skin colour is Matt? White. And what does the colour green represent? Ireland. And what skin colour is the majority in ireland? White. Matt is white. But what is the colour of the earth underneath Ireland? BROWN.

And what about the conundrum of the ordering of these things? Brown, triple white, green, but then, double green, triple brown?

If there is one brown on the upper row and three on the lower one, then there has to be four brown ones in total. One more than the other two colours. Remember whos hair colour was brown? Do you see where I'm going? The majority of the brown ones are now in the lower layer, with the white ones on the top.

Why is this?

This must mean that Alizée has separated from Jeremy and is keeping a part of him in her life, Annily, explaining the lone brown thingie in the top layer. The green shit in the top represents Matt (Matt=White=Ireland=Green) and how things are new, hence only one green thingfuck I don't know what the hell it's called.

I could be wrong, so I think we should dedicate the next 30 pages do deciphering this mystery picture. I mean she wouldn't post anything on twitter just for shits and giggles now would she?

Completely agree with all of this, well done.

[BrianO1]

Guys, come on. It's simple. Lobsters love those things. She poisoned them, and will mail them to the Space Lobsters leaders.

[ALS]

Originally Posted by Kronos

I don't know, but maybe she is trying to tell us something by this picture, you know, a clue?

She plans on eating her way to happiness.

At least there be whole lot more of her to love.

[User22]

Oh wait! Her left thumb is in the picture! That means...uhh...she will use her hands to eat the macaroons and not a fork!

[WhiteFeather]

I am positive this is her way of confirming or denying the rumors. There's no doubt about it.

If you zoom in multiple times on the third one in the top row, you can see writing in the ridges. I can't quite make it out, as it is in French, but I do see the names "Jeremy" and "Matt".