Quirks

[user472884]

But he was fresh prince ONCE.

Let's look at Adam Sandler,

Billy Madison:
A lovable, immature loser who is slapped with the cold reality of life, gets his shit together, saves the day and get's the girl.

Happy Gilmore:
A lovable, immature loser who is slapped with the cold reality of life, gets his shit together, saves the day and get's the girl.

The Wedding Singer:
A lovable, immature loser who is slapped with the cold reality of life, gets his shit together, saves the day and get's the girl.

The Water Boy:
A lovable, immature loser who is slapped with the cold reality of life, gets his shit together, saves the day and get's the girl.

Big Daddy:
A lovable, immature loser who is slapped with the cold reality of life, gets his shit together, saves the day and get's the girl.

Mr. Deeds:
A lovable, immature loser who is slapped with the cold reality of life, gets his shit together, saves the day and get's the girl.

Eight Crazy Nights:
A lovable, immature loser who is slapped with the cold reality of life, gets his shit together, saves the day and get's the girl, but in cartoon form

Anger Management:
A lovable, immature loser who is slapped with the cold reality of life, gets his shit together, saves the day and get's the girl.

Bedtime Stories:
A lovable, immature loser who is slapped with the cold reality of life, gets his shit together, saves the day and get's the girl.

youknowudimean?

[user472884]

- I'm perfectly comfortable with talking about normally taboo subjects, and feel no embarrassment or shame.

[Azhiri]

I can talk about everything except sex. Anything else, sure, wanna fightaboutit?

-I write down random ideas that pop into my head during the day and look at them later. I always get a bunch of crazy crap like "What if a tornado blew through a volcano filled with lava and it turned into a LAVA TORNADO OF DOOM" or "They should program little TV's into the back of people's eyelids so you can watch TV on your eyelids".

[user472884]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

I can talk about everything except sex. Anything else, sure, wanna fightaboutit?

wanna talkaboutit?

[Azhiri]

Originally Posted by Jalen

wanna talkaboutit?

lawd have mercy

I think it's because you know, I live in the bible belt so it's kind of bred into me.

[user472884]

OH LAWDY

TONIGHT... TONIGHT WE GONNA BREAK THOSE CHAINS

*amen*

WE GONNA BREAK YO BAWNDS

*oh lawdy lawdy hallelujah* (<-- black choir)

WE GONNA SET YOU FREE!!!! WE GONNA FREE YOU FROM YO CHAINS

*Oh lawdy we gotta speed this up hallelujah... Lost starts at 9 ah lawdy amen* (black choir again)

[Azhiri]

Pa-RAIIIIIISE JESUS-AHHH!

[user472884]

Now... children of gawd, let us seeyah if a miracle has happened here tonight.

*hallelujah*

We go'wn see if this chil' has been HEALED

*tss tss oh lawdy*

HEAL THE EVIL

*hallelujah*

CLEANSE THE SOUL!

*it's eight fiddy-fo' oh lawdy we go'wn be late*


Oh lawdy give us the speed to not be late to Lost....
Azhiri, SHOW US HOW YOU'VE HEALED

[Azhiri]

oh jesus they're putting me on the spot what do I do oh jesus oh hamburgers

CONDOMS

Let's go.

CHAAAARRRRLIIEEEEEE

[user472884]

... it's a start

BUT OH LAWDY SHE HAS HEALED

*oh praise ah lawdy and jeezus hallelujah the chil' be healed*

CAN I GET AN AMEN?

*amen oh lawdy*

MMMM THE SOUND OF MIRACLES IS WONDERFUL

Now my chil'ren... tonight be the season premier, so we shall meet again next week and we shall test the young chil' with diaphragms and leopard print light bulbs