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[vctralca]

that was nice OGRE

[fsquared]

+1 to OGRE's hilarious and brilliant story.

[Youpidou1]

Originally Posted by OGRE

Shhh...if the FDA catches on they'll label Alizée a narcotic....only available via prescription or even make her illegal!

Police Officer: "OK, is there anything in that car I need to know about".
Ogre: "Nope....er.....yeah....no"

PO: "Do I have your permission to search"
Ogre: "Sure....yeah".

PO: [Looking under seat] "What do we have here....Gourmandises [PO opens it...nothing there]"
Ogre: "What the....I swear how did that get there"

PO: "Alizée paraphernalia...you know I can hold you just on that, right"
Ogre: "Yeah...but officer...it's not mine...I swear....I don't know how it got there....you know this is my girlfriend's car...."

PO: "Now, where is the CD"?
Ogre: "I don't have no CD"

PO: [Hits eject on CD player, out pops the Gourmandises CD] "Bingo...that's the jackpot"
Ogre: "How did that get there...I swear...I don't....what the..."

PO: "OK Ogre, put your hands behind you, your under arrest".

[Meanwhile, PO partner looks in trunk] "Oh my, what do we have here: Mes Courant Electriques and En Concert"

PO: "That's more than just casual use...we may have a dealer on our hands"

PO partner: "Felony possession of Alizée, with intent to distribute...you know that means? Jail time, right"?

Ogre: "But..but...."

PO: [Looking again in trunk] "What...here's some CD-R....oh my....looks like he's rolled his own...cheap shit....but still looks like some Alizée. Not only can we get you on felony possession of Alizée, the RIAA will probably slap a hefty fine on top of that"

PO Partner: [Looking more closely at the Gourmandises CD cover] "Hmmh...how old does that girl look to you....sixteen...maybe"

PO Partner: "Ogre, these charges just keep stacking up against you...do you wish to make a statement"
Ogre: "I swear, she looks eighteen to me. Hell, she's 23 now".

PO: "OK Ogre, in the back you go...I've heard enough of your lies.....watch your head"

[PO and PO partner walking around car, PO partner turns to PO]: "Damn that stuff's addicting...have you heard about that new stuff.....psycho something...I hear it's a killer".

PO: "Seen any yet"?
PO Partner: "Nope, I hear the French got it embargoed pretty good right now, but that can't last long.
PO: "No it can't"
PO Partner: "God help us when that hits the U.S. streets"

[pause a few seconds as both officers eye the evidence]

PO: "OK, I call dibs on En Concert".
PO Partner: "I get Gourmandises"
PO: "I'm left with Mes Courant..."
PO Partner: "And I'll take the CD-R cheap shit"

PO: "Wait, don't we need some of this as evidence"?
PO Partner: "Hmmmhhh......I've got an idea. Take the cover out of the Gourmandises CD case...I'll hand this over to the DA....he'll drop the Alizée charges and just go for pedo...we can keep the goods"
PO: "Good call partner...good call".

OGRE ok...All in favor for Ogre making a video and acting this out in his sick new car and then putting it on youtube? Ogre well put. That was genius.
I bet those police officers took the CDs home for themselves

[heyamigo]

OGRE you seem to have some experience in getting caught with illegal contrabands!

[Deepwaters]

Originally Posted by heyamigo

OGRE you seem to have some experience in getting caught with illegal contrabands!

He was born in the 1960s. What more need be said?

[CFHollister]

Originally Posted by Deepwaters

He was born in the 1960s. What more need be said?

Did he live in California?

[Deepwaters]

Originally Posted by CFHollister

Did he live in California?

You'd have to ask him, but while California residency is an aggravating factor, it is neither a necessary nor a sufficient condition for being a depraved Gen-Xer.

[Youpidou1]

I reread the police report by Ogre. "PO Partner: "God help us when that hits the U.S. streets"." I am sorry I nearly fell off my chair laughing. Ogre this is funny stuff.

[marik]

Originally Posted by Edcognito

ZOMG! They knew his name! He must have been under surviellance! They must have all our names now!

I"M NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT COPPER!

Don't worry Ogre! Alizée Army America will get you out!
(small voice)
i think.......

Ed

hehe Alizée Army America! lol haha! and good one OGRE! haha!
that makes me happy! feel better!

[marik]

Originally Posted by Youpidou1

OGRE ok...All in favor for Ogre making a video and acting this out in his sick new car and then putting it on youtube? Ogre well put. That was genius.
I bet those police officers took the CDs home for themselves

yeah! its better to be a play! it is a good good! i feel lonely when i read it but when i have in the middle of reading! that makes me laugh! good one! verygood! you joker! (JK)