2011 New Year's Predictions Thread.

[severianb]

Ok, here is where we will post our predictions for 2011.

I will get things started with a couple of them:

- Aaron will run out of subjects for new threads.

- Since she is the closest thing we have to a Lolita, and he is the closest thing we have to a Jeremy look-alike.... Azhiri and Fevier will elope in Vegas. Nobody will be invited.

[Azhiri]

I predict that I will invite the entire forum anyways against Fevier's wishes and that Jalen will be devastated. Probably not, though.

[user472884]

Originally Posted by severianb

- Since she is the closest thing we have to a Lolita, and he is the closest thing we have to a Jeremy look-alike.... Azhiri and Fevier will elope in Vegas. Nobody will be invited.

I have many points with which to debate this prediction (including a 50 cent plastic ring on a UPS truck somewhere in Oklahoma) but I'll excuse this facepalmworthy fail because I'm incredibly happy that I'm going to Texas Roadhouse.

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- Alizée will have a lowkey concert or two (like that of the UEdS release party or whatever it was)
- Me and Smithy will have a romantic weeklong love-fest in Milan
- I'll get shot in the package in paintball (every time I play and I don't get hit there, just makes the chances greater for the next time).... and it'll suck ass
- I'll go nuts and get suspended again for fighting
- They'll bring back the Wonder Ball

[Azhiri]

Originally Posted by Jalen

- Alizée will have a lowkey concert or two (like that of the UEdS release party or whatever it was)
- They'll bring back the Wonder Ball

We need to make this happen, folks.

Oh yeah, and also I predict that next marching season will be epic and full of win.

[user472884]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

I predict that I will invite the entire forum anyways against Fevier's wishes and that Jalen will be devastated. Probably not, though.

And if Fèvier gets his wishes fulfilled, I'll crash the party with Dan as my date and our gift will be several dozen Walmart giftcards, none of which valued over seventy five cents.

[Fèvier]

too bad I'll have this guy and all his little friends as security



yeah that's right, I'm starting this. BRING IT!

[DrSmith]

-Smith will be shot dead following a burglary at Michael McIntyre's estate, where he attempted to steal 200₣ from McIntyre's man-drawer to pay back Azhiri for her stolen necklace.

Presumably this happens some time after the week in Milan, and before Jalen is dating some WHORE called Dan. #deadbutstillmad

[Azhiri]

I predict that Jalen will either get raeped or stalked for the rest of his life after leaving Dan once he's fulfilled his selfish wishes

word has it that his creeping passions have not been distinguished just yet and that he's broken up with his girlfriend and they are now "friends with benefits". ugh.

[Fèvier]

-I predict that Barrett will post at least once more here on the forum!

[user472884]

I predict Dan will see the error of his ways and open a halfway home for poor, battered, diseased, and helpless black women with names that Jalen can pronounce but Azhiri can't

I predict me and Smith will fall hopelessly in love and spend our personal and unofficial honeymoon touring all of Europe where we will make love in every hotel along the way so that later when we grow old in our home (Fallingwater, which I will purchase after I win the lottery) with our grand-children running around playing with their iphone 13's and Nintendo 3Dii's we can turn on the holographic projector and display a map of Europe where we would be able to trace with incredible precision our love trail

I predict the Westboro Baptist Church will cross the line fo realz, and they'll all be swiftly executed in horrific and humorous ways