No you're not cured!

rwd716 · #1 09-07-2006, 01:43 AM

O.K. I figured this out tonight as I was watching the Alizée "Shake" video.

Some of us thought that we were cured of Alizée. Nay, I tell you. We have merely sunk into a Alizée coma.

coma -noun: a state of prolonged unconsciousness, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.

Ailzée coma -noun: a state of prolonged unconsciousness, including a lack of response to stimuli from other hot singers/models/movie stars/etc, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.

There you have it. If you're new to Alizée, you are just in the early stages. Some common symptoms to watch for are:

-Spending hours browsing for Alizée downloads
-After spending hours downloading you buy the cd's and dvd's anyway in an attempt at better quality and maybe some extras
-Spending extra for rush delivery on Alizée material even though you have never once paid for rush delivery on anything else
-Spending hours watching Alizée videos and interviews (even though you have no clue what she's saying)
-Spending hours posting to and reading Alizée forums in a desperate attempt to get even closer to Alizée
-Spending hours listening to Alizée music since you've read all the new posts on the forums (You also may find your self listening to Alizée music while reading said forums, only stopping the music to watch a video someone has posted)
-Having friends tell you numerous times that you must be in love with Alizée
-Introducing Alizée to friends and strangers alike by showing them her dancing
-Finding yourself daydreaming of when Alizée's new album will come out and what image will she bring with it
-Gambling on the date of Alizée's album release
-Planning a trip to France, but then trying to decide if Paris or Ajaccio will give you a better chance to spot her

Any attempts to cure are futile/unheard of. There are "of corse" many more symptoms to this disease, but I'm tired of thinking of my *cough* our symptoms--time to get back to "Mon Ange."

brad · #2 09-07-2006, 01:48 AM

who is this 'alizee' you speak of?

mini.mac · #3 09-07-2006, 01:50 AM

I currently have 6 of the said symptoms. Which is petty much uncurable already.

RadioactiveMan · #4 09-07-2006, 01:51 AM

I've got 8. I'm ashamed to not have more. What kind of a fan am I?

mini.mac · #5 09-07-2006, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by RadioactiveMan

I've got 8. I'm ashamed to not have more. What kind of a fan am I?

I'm sure I will have more. Just want to take it slow. Maybe when the new album come out, I'll be a dead on fan.

Right now I'm at the collecting-different-version-CD/DVD/single stage. When I can't find any more of those, then I'll move on to the next.

cane17 · #6 09-07-2006, 02:15 AM

I got 7 but its true,just when i thought i was over her and the next day the CD and DVD comes in.

mini.mac · #7 09-07-2006, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by cane17

I got 7 but its true,just when i thought i was over her and the next day the CD and DVD comes in.

I don't think I'll ever over her.

rwd716 · #8 09-07-2006, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by mini.mac

I don't think I'll ever over her.

Muuuuahahahahahahaha.....you never will be!

mini.mac · #9 09-07-2006, 02:48 AM

I have one more symptom: trying to learn french.

newalizeefan · #10 09-07-2006, 03:31 AM

Quote:

-Spending hours watching Alizée videos and interviews (even though you have no clue what she's saying)
-Spending hours posting to and reading Alizée forums in a desperate attempt to get even closer to Alizée
-Spending hours listening to Alizée music since you've read all the new posts on the forums (You also may find your self listening to Alizée music while reading said forums, only stopping the music to watch a video someone has posted)
-Finding yourself daydreaming of when Alizée's new album will come out and what image will she bring with it
-Planning a trip to France, but then trying to decide if Paris or Ajaccio will give you a better chance to spot her

i currently have those... although lately ive just been listening to her music all day and not much watching her videos. hopefully im not losing interest. well i dont think i am considering i still think of her 24/7..
sadly theres not much new posts, so im not hitting "pause" on my iPod a lot. especially on the alizee-fanpage.com forums, its seems kinda dead in there.
but good job rwd, youve hit accurate points hehe.

but i dont want a cure. i wanna love her forever and ever and ever