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Old 12-30-2008, 08:19 AM
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are almost always the best. Something I noticed a while back and is always true with the type and personality of the women who it seem like to play with boys over other girls. If there are just a few of the RIGHT TYPE of women on a message board, they just make the board a little more fun.
This seems to also apply to the young ladies on this board also.

Well I'm on a gun board where we have at least twenty really fun women who obviously love being just one of the guys. Here is what I woke up to today from one of the girls on the board. Obviously she wants a mans opinion on what she should wear on New Years Eve.
97% of the board is dominated by men. Sounds like another board we all hang on doesn't it.

I'm posting this because being a guy I was so amused by her post.
She has to be very comfortable talking to the men who hang on that board.
I'm also wondering how many offers she is going to get for an escort for tomorrow night. I'd offer to help the damsel in distress out in that regard but I'm twelve hundred miles south of her. I'm hanging at the condo on the beach in Naples Fl. for the week.

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BRA SHOPPING ALONE LAST NIGHT

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In the past “payday” Friday or the occasional Saturday was my usual day to pamper myself. One of the things I did on this day was making the trip to the mall and visit my favorite store. VICTORIA SECRET. Now most every woman (and the more than occasional man) knows there is nothing sexier than when the bra matches the panties. But where to start?

First the bra. Soo many choices now a day. Under wire, no wire, push-up, lace, etc. Then... the choice of color. Whether solid, pattern, embroidered, or… “Just” lace! So many options for just one person to try and decide. .
This is where I had been very fortunate in the past. I had a boyfriend that not only ENJOYED seeing me in (and then out of) my choice of the matching set, but would make the occasional trip to the store with me. How very lucky I was! Oh I know men are rolling their eyes everywhere. Shopping in the mall with a woman? Just pull the trigger NOW!

Ahh but this IS different. I ‘m a pretty quick shopper. Know my size, pretty much know what color I’m looking for. So it just comes down to the style. So in a relatively short time, I select a small variety of bras. Now off to the dressing room”. “NOT THE DRESSING ROOM, we’ll be here for ever!” The usual man would state.

Ohhh but these trips where different. Not only would I go into the dressing room to try on my selections, but my boyfriend would come in there with me. Together?!? In the dressing room? Is that allowed? Hey when you spend as much money as I do in that store! They allowed us both into the dressing room.

So I would undress, try on a bra, and he would give me his opinion. We would go thru this process until every bra was tried on. Sometime more than once. Until the final decision was made. Ahh success!

Now back out to the store to pick out what would match the bra. After that process into the dressing room. What man would be complaining about a few more minutes looking at clothes! PANTIES to be exact.

Sooo many styles. Briefs, Boy shorts, Bikinis, low-rise, hip huggers, the list is endless. But as I told you earlier, I’m a quick shopper. I know what I like. I left it purposely out of the list above. The FABULOUS, if it’s wet out of the washer just swing it over your head a few times to dry…. THONG! “YES!” The man exclaims.

So this is where the day is coming to its end, but is it? I don’t go thru this part of the shopping alone. Oh no! My boyfriend eagerly searches thru the many drawers and tables full of panties just as eager as I do for that perfect one. “AHH HUH found it” one of us would say and display it for the other to see. Both of us wearing a that looks like the cat that had just been given a dish of cream. With a twinkle in our eye and a quick trip thru the line to pay for our decisions. We where out of the store and off to enjoy our new findings.

But today was Monday. The girls at the store who know me so well where wearing a look of confusion on their faces. What was I doing here on not only a Monday, but it wasn’t my “payday” week. And but yes I was alone.

Not my usual ritual they are thinking. I must be in distress. Oh but yes I am. See New Years Eve fast approaches and so many decisions have to be made. Decisions that have been put off as long as they could. I need to figure out what to wear UNDER my dress.

Which dress was I going to wear? I have two choices. I had been trying to decide for weeks. The ‘lil’ black one that falls just above the knee but with a plunging neckline. Or the Cranberry one with the black embroidery all over it that falls…. Well … let’s just say if you look close you would be able to see the tip of the barrel of my 9mm Glock that is strapped to my inner thigh. If I wear that dress I have another dilemma. Due to the length of the dress and the size of my gun. Well…. let’s just say … I will need to walk VERY SLOWLY! Or else I may enjoy my walk to the club a LITTLE MORE then than I should.

(Question to self…how AM I going to remove my weapon, from up there, without the guys at the club seeing…well ….seeing my THONG?)

WHAT? You wouldn’t want me to go into the city, at night, on probably the most Alcohol consumed holiday in the world, without my gun, ALONE, would you? How stupid do you think I am? So it comes down to my current dilemmas. I need to make many decisions and WITHOUT my usual helper.

Yes this year I had thought that I would be ringing in the New Year with my boyfriend, But as it turns out I will be doing it ALONE! Yes, having not seen my boyfriend since 2 days before Christmas he decides 3 days before New Years Eve to pull the plug. Via “TEXT” message.

With the "King" size suite already booked in advance, and the two dresses and shoes already paid for. I needed help with my decisions FAST! But where to turn I think out loud to myself. The LOUNGE! Full of MEN and a few smart women. They can help me.

So now I’m back at the store. I know that I want a matching set and of course it has to be a THONG! That’s already a given! What color? And I HAVE to have a garter belt! Hey New Years only comes once a year right? So I dig and search thru bins, and tables, and drawers, for 3 pieces of clothing. The Bra, the Thong, and the Garter Belt, of matching style and color. And just which dress am I still going to decide to wear. Ahh so tedious, and so frustrating! After what seemed like hours. I found 3 matching sets.

Off to the dressing room. First set. A dark silverish grey satin and lace. Ahh fits very nice! What do you think? Oh yea… I’m alone. Second set. Cranberry, Satin and lace, damn that’s sexy! What do you think? Oh yea… I’m alone. Third and final set, Dark Purple and Black, WOW that’s HOT! What do you… ah never mind.

I went to the check out line with not 1 set, like I usually do, but with all 3 sets. This isn’t my usual trip to the store. I can’t make up my mind! I need help deciding! Also standing in the line I can’t decide which thigh high stockings. Black of course. Fish net or sheer with the seam down the bag of the leg? Ahh Decisions!

So I am posting the choices to you out there surfing thru on the Lounge. I need help deciding and fast. New Years Eve is tomorrow!

Dress = Black or Cranberry?
Lingerie = Grey/Silver or Cranberry? Or Purple/Black
Stockings = Fishnet or Sheer with seams?


HELP!!!

ok i tried to upload the panty/bra/garter sets for over 2 hrs on photobucket and the website was messed. If ya wanna c em pm me w/ email and i'll send em or maybe you'll have better luck gettin em on here than I did. I'm going to work !
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Old 12-30-2008, 01:13 PM
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eh.....that story sounded as boring as actually doing it myself.....as for a well mix of men and women on a board, im all for it Heck, even a couple of gay men too, for all that i know of, they have more better tastes and better idea's than straight men.
Btw....i cant make that decision for my life, im the worse when it comes to shopping for womens clothing

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Old 12-30-2008, 02:40 PM
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Hot women with firearms!?!?! TWO POINTS!!!!
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Old 12-30-2008, 03:38 PM
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No wonder Rocket is well loved here.
And of course, the others.
So I love Paenguin partly for this reason too I guess.
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Old 12-30-2008, 04:01 PM
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Girls like guys who hang with the girls.
Guys like girls who hang with the guys.
It's natural I guess.
Although most guys who hang with the girls end up swinging the other way.
I'm a metalhead, what can I do? Hang with the preps? Screw that!
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Old 12-30-2008, 04:34 PM
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Dress - Black, Lingerie - Purple/Black, Stockings - Sheer
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Old 12-30-2008, 05:44 PM
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I don't even know what half of that stuff is
I guess it gets easier to decide someones look with pictures. You can't just pick some clothes from a list and assume they suit anyone, everyone isn't like Lilly and can put on a plastic bag still looking smoking hot

Mixed sexes +1
Mixed sexualities +1
Mixed personalities in general ++

Just makes everything a bit more interesting...
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I don't even know what half of that stuff is
I guess it gets easier to decide someones look with pictures. You can't just pick some clothes from a list and assume they suit anyone, everyone isn't like Lilly and can put on a plastic bag still looking smoking hot

Mixed sexes +1
Mixed sexualities +1
Mixed personalities in general ++

Just makes everything a bit more interesting...
Yes I can

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Band shirt + Jeans + Converse = Beautiful
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What's the name of the gun forum you're on?
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Without the girls, it would just be ...


Anyways, you shocked the shi out of me when you posted Alizée in that one thread there. It was after a minute later that I noticed it was you.
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