Off-topic comments - Page 39

Chuck · #**381** 04-01-2011, 02:11 AM

Joyeux Poisson d'avril, tlm !

user472884 · #**382** 04-03-2011, 03:09 AM

3pm: wake up
4pm: get out of bed
4:10pm: hide in kitchen pantry because you didn't realize sisters friends (and their mom) were over and came into the kitchen just after you ducked into said pantry because you were only in boxers
4:34pm: leave pantry
8pm: wonder how the hell I'm tired
9pm: think to self "I might as well go to bed right now"

1am: I LOVE FAILBOOK

AceTone · #**383** 04-03-2011, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaronius31

Did you know that "Centrifugal force", "Centrifical force", and "Centriputal force" all don't exist?

People tend to say these due to a miscommunication when really talking about "Centripetal Force"

Physix Fax

http://xkcd.com/123/

user472884 · #**384** 04-03-2011, 04:04 PM

I find that I can only stand snow for a short while.

When the first flakes start falling, I'm all "ohai mr. snow"

Then when it really starts coming down I'm still "oic u brawt ur friend-flakes mr. snow"

But as soon as it starts to pile up and I can't see the ground anymore, it changes to "Okay... that's enough now... you can stop it now... please? Wait, what are you doing? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!! I NEED AN ADUUUUULT! I NEEEEEEEEEED AND ADDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULT!"

User22 · #**385** 04-03-2011, 04:15 PM

adults=overrated(in a good way)

user472884 · #**386** 04-03-2011, 04:18 PM

They're quite useful in the right situations; getting money for stuffs, learning about the past via first person recount, saving you from the snow that sounds a lot like it's molesting you...

You know, the usual.

User22 · #**387** 04-03-2011, 08:50 PM

Oh and hey Jalen, I looked for your 5060th post but couldn't find it. Mind linking me bruh?! Thanks

user472884 · #**388** 04-03-2011, 08:52 PM

What do you do when-

You're procrastinating reading your book for government,

You have a very powerful computer under your paws,

You're incredibly high all the time, so much that it makes you an evil genius, like Ben except you don't look like a creepy insect,

You're high on lemon meringue cornbread sammiches

YOU MAKE A VIDEO

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/B7fOE_FZuyE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

User22 · #**389** 04-03-2011, 09:55 PM

I thoroughly enjoyed the complexities de tu abilidad to habla en 3 languages...

user472884 · #**390** 04-03-2011, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaronius31

I thoroughly enjoyed the complexities de tu abilidad to habla en 3 languages...

You sound like the kids in Spanish 3

Best part is not knowing what a German R sounds like, and substituting it with a French R