"I Am More Awesome than the Person Above Me"

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Jalen

I'm more awesome than Männi because if I actually had a "PHD", I would know that it's actually "Ph.D"

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I'm closer to getting a Ph.D than he is.

(lame reason, I know.. but I can't think of anything witty at the moment.)

[user472884]

I'm more awesome than Wasabi because I'm currently downloading every single beatles album (plus all their solo albums) known to man into my itunes

[Azhiri]

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I'm going to Outback tomorrow night with my daddy and mommy and mmmmmmmm I love Outback so much

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I'm going to Outback tomorrow night with my daddy and mommy and mmmmmmmm I love Outback so much

I'm more awesome than Azhiri because I've been to the real outback!

[user472884]

I'm more awesome than Wasabi because on my right night stand, there is a Cold Steel OSS, alarm clock, and mac remote... and on my left is a Cold Steel SRK, remote for heater, laptop

U NO, JUST UR AVERAGE NIGHT STAND CONTENTS

(I have two because this is my bed)

[Azhiri]

Originally Posted by Jalen

I'm more awesome than Wasabi because on my right night stand, there is a Cold Steel OSS, alarm clock, and mac remote... and on my left is a Cold Steel SRK, remote for heater, laptop

U NO, JUST UR AVERAGE NIGHT STAND CONTENTS

(I have two because this is my bed)

I can just picture you now, lazying 'round in bed all day with yer remotes and everything else you need on your double night stand thinger. All you need is a little midget butler and maybe a crown or something and you'd be all set. IDK, it's late and I'm sleepy

I'm more awesome than Jalen because my hair smells amazing right now, oh my gosh. I could seriously get high off this. LOVE this new shampoo <3

[user472884]

I have the ability to control the weather (in my room), what I'm listening to, and to turn any intruders into fresh sashimi in seconds flat.

I'm more awesome than Azhiri because ^ and the fact that I've been using Suave: MEN Shampoo and Conditioner 2 in 1 exclusively for six years now

[Azhiri]

Originally Posted by Jalen

I'm more awesome than Azhiri because ^ and the fact that I've been using Suave: MEN Shampoo and Conditioner 2 in 1 exclusively for six years now

So you were once a ten year old using "MEN" shampoo. Teehee

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I've just discovered that I bought season 7 of South Park after all, I just completely forgot about it. Yay!

[user472884]

Yep. I specifically remember asking my mom to get me a "man" shampoo for my OSS trip

Up until then I had just used the ol' pumper-of-Johnson n' Johnson's no tear that my younger siblings used.

I'll never forget, all nervous trying to shower in a 3 walled shower with a crappy translucent (but still difficult to see through) shower curtain with 40 other 6 graders right on the other side of it... and cracking open that bottle and taking a whiff

BEST SOAP SMELL EVER. HANDS DOWN.

I'm more awesome than Azhiri because I own every South Park season 1-13 on DVD

[wasabi622]

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I have a Presidential Citation from President Truman. (Not mine persay, but I do physically have it!)