"Open Letter to Alizée" Project!

[Chuck]

Jung, we're very sorry to hear about what happened to your sister. We're all going to miss her very much. Perhaps young Jalen most of all...



...But you say you still know people. Living people. People that know people. See? Works for me! This is not so farfetched.


So here's what we've got so far. Suggestions in no set or particular order.


Dear Miss Alizée,

We all (blahblahblah) adore you (blahblahblah) and (AlizeeAmerica.com) (blahblahblah)...


We want to help you to conquer the US. To that end, here are our top suggestions on how to wow the populace and take your rightful place as queen of the world: (we can all edit this stuff later, too)



1) Appear on a charity telethon or two! --Jalen, his tub, CA

2) Be on SNL. Or Letterman. Or Ferguson, or even Kimmel, or O'Brian. Or Leno. Or any or all of 'em! (Worked for Lily Allen, Kylie Minogue, Dido, Nelly Furtado, countless other furriners) --stinky53, Toad Suck Dam, AR

3) Consider moving to L.A. for a year, like "Becks" and "Posh" did! Everybody knows them now. And everything they say, do, eat, etc.... --Chuck, Wisconsin

4) Be Yourself. And stay classy, stay classic, stay French. I think all Americans hold an image of graceful, beautiful, strong french women, yet we know very few faces or names to represent that image. A couple movie stars, maybe? but no musical artists. You would fill that void, so to speak, and knock 'em dead! --(from all of us.) (hmmm?)


5) Next?





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I know there've been tons of other great suggestions already posted elsewhere in the forum. I'll try to copy some of those to here in the upcoming days. Anyone else noticing those, please do so too!

Originally Posted by HRO87

I love your enthusiasm guys... sadly I can't share it

Sorry to hear that. You mean because you're in Germany, right? (If that's it) you'll probably still have ideas. And once Alizee becomes famous in the US, it may improve her presence and status worldwide---even in Germany!

'Spater, tater! - chuck