What pisses you off?

[user472884]

I don't like the idea of American Idol, or any of these shows that produce "manufactured fame/glory/etc".

I feel like a proper good singer or musician needs to start in their garage, moving to playing once a week in a shitty club, playing on random street corners, playing for a high school function, and actually work their way up.

None of this "Oh, I have a thousand dollar haircut and the chicks swoon when I open my mouth, I'm so talented"

[User22]

Neither do I Jalen, neither do I. And most of them can't sing worth poo anyways.

[VVVACCPLPNLY]

Originally Posted by jalen

i don't like the idea of american idol, or any of these shows that produce "manufactured fame/glory/etc".

I feel like a proper good singer or musician needs to start in their garage, moving to playing once a week in a shitty club, playing on random street corners, playing for a high school function, and actually work their way up.

None of this "oh, i have a thousand dollar haircut and the chicks swoon when i open my mouth, i'm so talented"

muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

[AlizéeInspired]

What pisses me off?

http://www.wdbj7.com/news/wtvr-contr...,2745932.story

Haven't posted in a while, but man... I had to post this. These people are ridiculous.

[Azhiri]

AI! <33

Those people are the same type of people responsible for hindering our progression as a species. I hope they realize someday how bad a name they are giving their own god. :/

Azhiri's day:

1. Went with boyfriend to Academy Sports
2. Suddenly realized iPhone wasn't in pocket
3. Looked everywhere for phone
4. Didn't find
5. Still haven't found hours later
6. Can't track the phone
7. Boyfriend bought ice cream to help ease pain

kdjgfkaghfdk,hsd I want my phone back

[user472884]

I'm sure that most of you are aware of my dislike of arachnids and endeavors with very ballsy spiders trolling me by running across my body whilst screaming at me in high-pitched voices "problem? punk-ass bitch!"

So as I was sitting here on the floor of mah bedroom, just minding my own damn business listening to Heidi and Frank and perusing memebase...

Suddenly, centipede.

IN. BETWEEN. MY. FUCKING. TOES.

Angry inhale

Me: "Hello, Mr. Centipedeasshole. I want to play a game. You are currently suspended above my bathroom sink held firmly in place by your dick with my tweezers. You think you're so fast running down from my toes into the fibers of my carpet, thinking your speed will save you. Well here is your chance. In fifteen seconds I will light my zippo lighter and bring the flame under your body; close enough to cause immense pain, but far enough to keep you alive. Use your physical and mental speed to break free from your bonds, and escape your fate. Live or die. The choice is yours."

Centipede: "lol y u lie dawg?"

Me: *dips centiasshole in waterbottle cap of zippo lighter fluid*

Centipede: "wtf douche that shit smells, yo"

Me: *flicks wheel backwards so it sparks away from the wick* *directs sparks towards flammable centipede*

Centipede: "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT"

Me: *turns faucet knob to let out a very small trickle of water, lets go out flaming centipede two inches from where the water is falling*

Centipede: "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT" *die inch away from water*

Me: *turns towards rest of room* "LET THAT BE AN EXAMPLE TO THE REST OF YOU FUCKERS. YOU SEE, I LET HIM OFF EASY. I LET HIM DIE. I WON'T BE SO KIND TO THE REST OF YOU"

[User22]

Jalen, you are my hero!!!

But I will really laugh when someone on here says, "THAT'S ANIMAL CRUELTY! BANHAMMER!" hahaha

[DrSmith]

I saw a centipede in my bathroom last night. You know what I did? I let it go because it's just a harmless wittle bug.

The night before, I had a spider crawling on my leg. I shook it off and let it scamper away.

There are ways to treat bugs/insects/arachnids that don't involve violence! D:


inb4 "not in MY house"

[Azhiri]

I couldn't have killed a centipede. Roaches, large spiders, yes, but centipedes and millipedes are our friends.

(Not these centipedes though)

[DrSmith]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

Roaches, large spiders, yes

Nooo.

Originally Posted by Azhiri

That's what I saw in the loo. Jus' hangin' out. Not hurtin' anybody.