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S.p.a.n.c.
As you all know, the recent rumors of Lili dating Matt, all false. It is a cover story.
In reality, the truth is much.....much darker. Jeremy was kidnapped in the year 2008, and replaced with an evil Robo Jeremy. Who would do such a thing? The intergalactic space lobster armada. 5 years ago, during the Great Lawn Gnome War, the Space Lobsters home planet of Crustacia Prime was rendered barren. The Gnomes need the water for their grassy homes, and the lobsters needed the water for the ocean cities. The war raged for years, until the Gnomes fired their evaporation weapon. All of the water on Crustacia evaporated in an instant. If the Gnomes couldn't have it....no one could. The lobster, on the brink of extinction, intercepted a transmission from Earth. It was a video feed of the JEAM music video. The lobsters came to the assumption that Lili was the Goddess of Water here on earth, after seeing her in the clip. They came to earth, in secret, with plans to force Lili into giving earths water to them. Kidnapping Jeremy, and asking for our water as ransom was their plan. What they didn't plan on.......was the fierce Corsican temper Lili had. Lili has sent out on a mission to destroy the Lobster threat. Where she met Matt. The Lobsters, began rumors that Matt was gay. And so he too, is on a missin of revenge. They have joined forces, to help rid the earth of the forces of evil. They soon found, and joined a group known as S.P.A.N.C. the Society for Protection Against Nefarious Crustaceans. A group formed to destroy the lobster threat. Lili is the captain of the Lili Town division. And she is calling on all of her fans to join her in this epic battle!!!
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You have my hammer!
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You have my sword.
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Really? Lili only has the support of 4 members?!?!?!?!?!?
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I guess people don't want to help Lili
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I think people just don't believe in he lobster invasion!
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Perhaps. But don't worry.
At last we will reveal ourselves to the lobsters. At last we will have our revenge.
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^What the hell......
You know what we need to attract more members? A recruiting drive! <iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ceSxEjwXHcM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ik5Nh94v7EQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> <iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/g-QneLAIUt8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Sign up now, and you'll be helping that^. |
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