"I Am More Awesome than the Person Above Me"

[user472884]

I'm more awesome than everyone on page 124 because I too know how to use Google Translate

[WhiteFeather]

I'm more awesome than Jalen because he admitted he is more awesome than himself, thus creating a paradox that cancels him out, and because I don't use Google Translate. I used Bing Translator...

[Taxi Driver Aaron]

I am more awesome than WhiteFeather because I use mozilla firefox with FoxLingo Translator which auto detects and translates thousands of languages to english for me! muwahahahahaha!!! which also allows me to be a regular on the Alizée France boards!

[UniCom]

I happen to be more awesome than Taxi Driver Aaron as I have found a way to travel to the center of the Earth. This does not mean I will travel there.

[user472884]

I am more awesome than UniCom because I am Tom Cruise, and he is not.

[WhiteFeather]

I am more awesome than Jalen because he is Tom Cruise and I am not.

[Taxi Driver Aaron]

I am more awesome than WhiteFeather because Tom Cruise wishes he is me but he is not.

[DrSmith]

I'm more awesome than TDA because I will not mention that actor from that movie.

[UniCom]

I am more awesome than DrSmith because I'm not SPARTA.... I am myself.

[Tchaikovsky]

I'm more awesome than UniCom because tonight I dine in hell.