"I Am More Awesome than the Person Above Me"

[user472884]

I'm more awesome than Wasabi because earlier today I went out and made myself a snow cone... with the actual snow... outside...

[WhiteFeather]

I'm more awesome than Jalen because I don't eat yellow snow...

[UniCom]

I'm more awesome than WhiteFeather because I eat yellow snow. The right kind.

[Fall]

I'm more awesome than UC because I know when I'm more awesome than other people, I don't fear that I may be

[DrSmith]

I'm very afraid that I'm much more awesome than Fall06.

[UniCom]

It appears that I am more awesome than DrSmith because it appears to be so.

[DrSmith]

I'm more awesome than UniCom because appearances are deceiving.

[Fall]

I am more awesome than Dr. Smith because at the time of this post... I. Am. Not. Twenty.

[UniCom]

I'm more awesome than Fall because it happens to be Winter right now.

[DrSmith]

I'm more awesome than UniCom because I'm making hamburgers.