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I wore my "Not Penny's Boat" shirt and a bunch of people asked me what it was from.
Who has two thumbs and totally knew that was going to happen?


(really, I don't remember. It could have been either or both of us. I'm not sure.)

But don't graphic shirts with references to crap on them have a small logo or whatever for what it's referring two? I mean my shirt with The Kramer printed on it has a big ol' "Seinfeld" logo on the bottom, my Lost shirt (the one with the plane made up of Lost symbols and references) has a big ol' LOST on the back...

Plus, anyone who doesn't know that reference needs to be hanged with a special lightsaberbladeropething

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So this mornin' I thought "Oh, you know what I haven't seen Scrubs for the longest time! When did I stop watching it... season 5?"

So I did my whole "Go on the ol' Netflix and watch shit for twenty straight hours" routine... you know I really can't remember where I wanted to go with this.

- Scrubs
- Kelso's lines post-retirement

- Translating stuffs for DrSmiff and learning a few new French words and expressions

- How The Office isn't sucking nearly as bad as I thought it was going to after Michael left

- This one burrito, man.... I microwaved it for the exact time as recommended on the package... and the most incredible thing happened... IT ACTUALLY DIDN'T BLOW UP OR MELT ITSELF IN HALF! Seriously, it's such a beautiful phenomenon I almost don't even want to eat it....

but I do... excuse me for a moment while I commence noms.


- (makes me happy as in "made me lol") this message some 7 year old nutless kid sent me on the ol' ecksbawks live. I may record it and post it up here so we may share in the laughter of the (excuse my foul gamer language) the little faggot.

- McDonalds french fries. I believe everything else on the McDonalds menu tastes like crap, but my lord McDonalds fries are so heavenly they could turn Charlie Manson into a completely normal, polite, achieving member of society (seriously. The evil and tattoo ink would coagulate in his bowels and self-vacuate in one fell movement as a saint would be left standing there).

I went to the library today to go check out some books on random craps and I stopped by the McDonalds across the street just for them. That McDonalds is unbelievably terrible.... but three large orders of fries later, feelsgoodman.jpg

- In the four days since summer began, I have successfully completely inverted my sleep schedule and have consumed nothing but french fries, pineapple, Pepsi, and microwave chimichangas.

- The lolz I gave myself when Zach offered to give me some weed, I turned him down and said "First of all, I don't and will never do that shit, and second if you want to take some crazy shit just lick my brain. You'll actually see aliens and that evil pixie who plays the violin for Celtic Woman on the other side of the fourth wall watching you, fast-forwarding through the commercials."


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Old 05-31-2011, 10:49 PM
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Baby sloths. Baby sloths make me happy.







I prefer these to human children.
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I prefer these to human children.
Nah man. You want replacement children, Capuchin's where it's at.


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Baby sloths. Baby sloths make me happy.
Giant ground sloths are betterest. *3*

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You suck... crushing my dreams like that...

Surely Archibald would be much better behaved.
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Giant ground sloths are betterest. *3*

I have a Zoo Tycoon game where I seriously have like thirty of those just running around one big exhibit. Army of Sloth >:]

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You suck... crushing my dreams like that...

Surely Archibald would be much better behaved.
He is a good fightin' pet for my hunter, that's fer sure
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But really I'd just rather have humans for chillins, and animals for adopted family (they prefer this term, as "pets" is like the n-word to them).

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I have a Zoo Tycoon game where I seriously have like thirty of those just running around one big exhibit. Army of Sloth >:]
I love you. So much.


- Zoo Tycoon
- Learning about habitats and shit management from Zoo Tycoon
- Zoo Tycoon 2
- Tycoon games in general

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Okay.

Anyone who knows me knows that I do enjoy me some immature jokes.

Anyone who says they don't, is a damn-dirty liar.

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*insert emoticon denoting enjoyment that I refuse to type

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-Going to the pool and being self-conscious that I have full hips and a small waist (I thought it made me look chubby) and then seeing all these rail-thin girls and being like "Gosh, that looks so unfeminine," and leaving feeling like 200% more confident
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-Going to the pool and being self-conscious that I have full hips and a small waist (I thought it made me look chubby) and then seeing all these rail-thin girls and being like "Gosh, that looks so unfeminine," and leaving feeling like 200% more confident
Dude, I was just about to say the same thing.

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