Chickipedia entry

[fsquared]

http://www.chickipedia.com/alizee/

Seems reasonable, except for the line:


"Once dated the famous Elliot Rose, until she found him flirting with one of her bookies."

???

[Paulina]

It says she is 5"6 lol.

[Future Raptor Ace]

hahaha just shows how accurate the site is already. Shes 5'3" tops

[RadioactiveMan]

The Uncyclopedia.org entry was more accurate.

[Future Raptor Ace]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Web

[TwilightAlizée]

Haha
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Perfect_woman

[Ruroshen]

Alizee, a French pop singer, is the hottest thing to come from Corsica since Napoleon Bonaparte. She's a better singer than him too.

OK, that made me laugh.

[Future Raptor Ace]

Alizée - French pop star, part angel and part nymphet, she is what all other women wish they were.

lol, this made me laugh
The only thing that makes Alizee not perfect according to this list

The perfect woman... must be beautiful.
The perfect woman... must be able to cook well.
The perfect woman... must be rational
The perfect woman... must not have a period once a month.
The perfect woman... must have a big, tight a$&
The perfect woman... must have nice, no PERFECT legs
The perfect woman... must have some delicious cherry pie
The perfect woman... must enjoy sex more than her significant other
The perfect woman... must be between 15 and 29 years old.
The perfect woman... must not have a penis.

is she cant cook too well.

[chazkimies]

Originally Posted by Future Raptor Ace

lol, this made me laugh
The only thing that makes Alizee not perfect according to this list

is she cant cook too well.

it's ok. she has her husband.
she's still perfect anyway.

[chazkimies]

# Alizée - French pop star, part angel and part nymphet, she is what all other women wish they were.

true