funny alizee quotes

[Future Raptor Ace]

these are funny, they are on wiki
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Aliz%C3%A9e
my favorites are
"I can fix a car, wrestle a bear, throw champaigne in your face mister, you will not stop me. I am going to take an army tank and take over the bank of England. This will be my finest hour and only an atomic bomb can stop me. I am going to get bussssssy on all yo asses. Watch the watch. In Totalitaria it's always six o'clock punk and by my watch it's five fifty nine"

"I don't want to tell it (the most romantic thing anybody has done to her). It's a secret. It was my ex-boyfriend, the new one will not be happy to hear it!"

and finally my all time favorite

" I once fought a man for the last beefburger at a food kitchen. I would have kicked his homeless @$&, but he had a samuri sword and took the burger and my money - fat b*t*h."wonder if thats really her, either way mad funny

[Tchaikovsky]

Originally Posted by Future Raptor Ace

" I once fought a man for the last beefburger at a food kitchen. I would have kicked his homeless @$&, but he had a samuri sword and took the burger and my money - fat b*t*h."wonder if thats really her, either way mad funny

I don't know. It doesn't really sound like Alizee imo.

[Ben]

The middle one is real. The other two, lol, of course not. This is why you can't trust Wiki!

[Future Raptor Ace]

lol, idk. Your probably right though snatcher. Your the guy who met her right, at the mega store?
any ways did u see the im not 20 one
"Certain magazines who have recently published photos of me accused me of intentionally showing my underwear. That's absolutely false! So, to shut up the gossip, at the end of my song "J'ai pas 20 ans," I lifted up my skirt out of provocation. Having said that, I was wearing boxers!"

[chrelion]

All you have to do is check the history on this to see the article's being vandalized. Known vandal on Wikipedia, too -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:212.250.189.121

[chazkimies]

...now that my dream is fulfilled, that I'm singing and I do what I love, I dream of running away and traveling around the world

i'll go with her!

[deanej]

I removed the two false quotes. Let's hope the vandal doesn't come back.

[wasabi622]

Originally Posted by Future Raptor Ace

lol, idk. Your probably right though snatcher. Your the guy who met her right, at the mega store?
any ways did u see the im not 20 one
"Certain magazines who have recently published photos of me accused me of intentionally showing my underwear. That's absolutely false! So, to shut up the gossip, at the end of my song "J'ai pas 20 ans," I lifted up my skirt out of provocation. Having said that, I was wearing boxers!"

holy frick!

um.. video evidence anywhere?

[user472884]

i'll second that

[TheBarrett]

Originally Posted by wasabi622

holy frick!

um.. video evidence anywhere?

You are proving yourself to be quite the necromancer, where have you gained such skills?