Smart Quotes & Thoughts

[espire]

I think we're gonna need some female intervention here sooner than later...

The longer we wait, the less we'll want the intervention.

[Deepwaters]

Originally Posted by espire

I think we're gonna need some female intervention here sooner than later...

Failing that, common sense might make an acceptable substitute.

[espire]

The important thing is that male common sense and female common sense are very, very, different.

[Deepwaters]

Originally Posted by espire

The important thing is that male common sense and female common sense are very, very, different.

LOL unfortunately that's often true. I guess I just got an appreciation for female common sense pounded into me by a number of females over the years.

[OGRE]

Originally Posted by espire

The important thing is that male common sense and female common sense are very, very, different.

Females have common sense.
Males* have common senslessness.

*It is rumored the latter also applies to female blondes. Which, in a common senslessness sort of way, is the reason blondes have more fun.

[Toc De Mac]

On the subject of torture: "I will say what you will have me say."

[isabella]

Never give others the debt of your own mistakes
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All for one, One for all (author: the three musketeers) LOL

[Jess]

It takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 muscles to frown. Why not make it easy on yourself?

[Deepwaters]

Honest communication is possible only between equals. When one person holds power over another, he will be told only what the other believes will prevent him from using it.

Property is a form of coercion. To say "this is mine," is to say "if you use this without my permission, you will be punished." Property is also an artifact of civilization; nature includes no title deeds.

[Jess]

Originally Posted by Jess

It takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 muscles to frown. Why not make it easy on yourself?

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks almost instantly....