What pisses you off?

[WhiteFeather]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

If Jalen weren't already my spirit animal, you'd be pretty close - HATE warm weather. I need it to be chilly and rainy, dammit.

I'd like to live out in the northwest US, probably around the Montana, Washington, Oregon area. One of my dreams is to live out in the woods kinda like Bob Lee Swagger in the movie "Shooter." If I had a cabin like that...

Originally Posted by Junkmale

Move to Belfast...it's always cold and raining!

Actually, I considered crossing the pond as a future living arrangement, but their lack of a 2nd Amendment kinda killed that option.

Originally Posted by Jalen

I find myself always wanting what I don't have. In Californiaville I always wanted cold and wet. Then when we moved here to Colorado, where the Snow Storm of a Thousand Angry Winters will melt off in an hour and the points don't matter, I keep daydreaming about being the red-faced Midwestern retiree wearing khakis and white everything-else claiming to love the heat of Flarda.

Florida...

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Heh.

[Azhiri]

-When I see a really funny picture and think I want to share it or post it somewhere, and then I notice the 9GAG watermark on the bottom and feel ashamed at enjoying content from 9gag.

-I just realized that my ex who just dumped me and is putting me through emotional turmoil works at my favorite restaraunt whose opening I've been anticipating for months, so now I might see him when I go there and lose my appetite.

-I don't live near the beach or any other serene natural setting so I can't go out for a walk or anything like that if I get lonely and don't feel like talking to anyone

-It's hot and doesn't get rainy or overcast enough so even if I did have a nice place to go walking it would be through scorching heat and sunshine.

-They're really going to adapt 50 Shades of Grey into a movie. I read it and when I finally finished it my first thought was, "This plotless borderline pornographic piece of garbage is going to be a movie".

[Rictor]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

-I just realized that my ex who just dumped me and is putting me through emotional turmoil works at my favorite restaurant whose opening I've been anticipating for months, so now I might see him when I go there and lose my appetite.

Yeah but he works at a gay ass restaurant. Who really wins here?

Originally Posted by Azhiri

-I don't live near the beach or any other serene natural setting so I can't go out for a walk or anything like that if I get lonely and don't feel like talking to anyone

Unless you live in a really urban area, there HAS to be a little quiet place you can walk through and ease your mind at. I live in New York City and I found many little hidden gems where I can go for long walks to clear my head. There's this one wooded area way behind a Dunkin Donuts near my house that leads to a really pretty pond. I don't think most people know about it because it's so hidden.

Maybe travel a bit just so you can find a place for a walk? Might be worth it.


Back to things that piss me off:

- When someone honks at you for going too slow even though they're literally half a block away and nowhere near you yet. Solution? GO EVEN SLOWER TO PISS THEM OFF. YEAH. YOU LIKE THAT? NO? OKAY HOW ABOUT I REALLY TURTLE IT AT 20 MPH? YEAH. YOU'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE HONKING AT ME AGAIN, PUNK. hehehe

- When the really, really ugly, fat disgusting little guy working at the register of some dinky diner decides to only give YOU and other guys attitude, but treats all the women like queens. Solution? Bring in a really pretty girl and smile the entire time.

[Azhiri]

As it happens I'm going on a surprise trip to FL with my dad this weekend actually!! but that doesn't piss me off at all, haha.

[user472884]

Originally Posted by Azhiri

-When I see a really funny picture and think I want to share it or post it somewhere, and then I notice the 9GAG watermark on the bottom and feel ashamed at enjoying content from 9gag.

Don't feel ashamed, anything on 9gag was taken from another, good website so you're not really looking at "9gag's content" per se

Kinda like even if the box says "Slanket", you just bought a Snuggie

Originally Posted by Rictor

- When someone honks at you for going too slow even though they're literally half a block away and nowhere near you yet. Solution? GO EVEN SLOWER TO PISS THEM OFF. YEAH. YOU LIKE THAT? NO? OKAY HOW ABOUT I REALLY TURTLE IT AT 20 MPH? YEAH. YOU'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE HONKING AT ME AGAIN, PUNK. hehehe

The road leading to my neighborhood from town starts off as a three lane deal, and over the course of maybe a quarter mile or so it merges from three lanes to two, and then to one (the one lane pretty much being two lanes without a line for another quarter mile)

It's rare that someone doesn't try to "go out of turn" and speed up past me just to get in front of me... so I've mad a habit of either running them off the road (You don't fuck with me, my Jeep, or my balls. The four of us will win every single time) or forcing them behind me while I go fifteen under the 55 limit (and it is both illegal and extremely difficult to pass people on that road)

It makes me feel like a god, I control their speed, I control their destiny.

[Tchaikovsky]

When someone takes an odd number of batteries from an even numbered pack.

[Future Raptor Ace]

When you go swimming and there is 5 extremely hott female life guards staring at you while you are being lapped by "real" swimmers!

[user472884]

When I answer an ad saying I would buy this guy's marker, but he says it'll have to wait because he was going out of town for two weeks.

So I says to the guy "Sure, alright"

Two weeks past, I call him up and ask if he's back in town yet, since the business transaction had not been terminated by any means.

He gives me some bullshit about how he thought I didn't want it anymore and sold it to someone else and his only recompense is "I'll help you out next time"... what the hell does that do for me?

WHY DON'T PEOPLE UNDERSTAND BUSINESS.

Even just simple things... like don't screw over a buyer, keep all parties in a transaction informed as to the status of the transaction, don't misrepresent your product or service, and generally not act like a fucking weasel.

(^may have been influenced by past dealings with people who's only understanding of buying/selling is from the WoW Auction House and grossly misinterpreting Pawn Stars)

[WhiteFeather]

^...It took me a second to realize you weren't talking about a coloring marker...

Anyways...

When guns blow up in your hands... Not so much pissed as I was startled. I would have been pissed if it was totally busted, as it wasn't mine, but fortunately it was still (surprisingly) functional.

And that's why you always wear eye and ear protection.

[Azhiri]

Developing a giant crush on a 22-year-old who works at my local Target and knowing he's too old for me (my parents would flip) but still liking him a lot.

Being a minor.

Not having a boyfriend. I never realized how much I dislike being single until now.

Not having a car or job.

Man I need to get off my butt and fill out an application or something.