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Holy goddamn fucking mother fucker shit ginormous fuck
So I was walking to my other room, past my family chilling out in the basement living room watching tv, when I spot a little grey thing on the floor at the foot of one of the couches.
What was it? was it a hair scrunchie thing? was it trash? No, no not that wretched form... But that's ridiculously gigantic... that must be a toy or something... it must be... but wait, I haven't seen any of our toy spiders in years... and even if we still have them, they would be three stories above me... OH FUCK! *flicks lights on* *screams like girl* And this thing is fast, so fast that when my dad was trying to catch it it had moved a good two feet before we had even realized it had moved. This hell-demon is so big, it wouldn't even fit in the other thread, it needed it's own 52mm diameter lens cap
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Holy ape shit, that damn thing looks like it was sent from the depths of hell!!!!! AHHHH fucking gives me the creeps!
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exactly. I don't have any anti-hell paraphernalia readily handy, so in addition to having about six layers of gorilla duct tape and 4 layers of masking tape, I put it in the middle of my bathtub (in my other room, across the house) in about three inches of water. One can never be too careful, especially with a Chuckus Norrisiea
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Looks like a wolf spider.
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hum... you should let it bite you. Maybe you'll wake up next morning with sum of spiderman's superpowers in you
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So my Birthday present has arrived then.........
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or wake up in excruciating pain with a black and blue arm that's swollen to three times it's normal size and leaking odd yellow fluids
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or this will happen
http://thecontaminated.com/spider-bite-problem/ WARNING: Not for those who do not like gross things. DO NOT VIEW WHILE EATING PLEASE
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HOLY HELL IT'S HUGE
OH MY GOD IT HAS FUR WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN kill it with fire. And then scoop up the ashes and burn those ashes, then since that probably won't do anything and it's a silly idea put those ashes in a jar, then freeze that jar, then send the frozen jar with the ashes in it to the exact location of the other side of the world from where your house is.
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"In any case, being sexy includes being natural. Anything can be sexy, except vulgarity." - Alizée Last edited by Azhiri; 08-23-2010 at 01:44 AM.. |
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