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Old 07-29-2007, 07:23 AM
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Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

thats not a good joke!

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Old 08-04-2007, 03:55 PM
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

(2000 posts before the end of the year )
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Old 08-04-2007, 04:37 PM
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Congrats with your 2000th post atra! Btw nice joke.
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2000 posts ! Contrats atra ! !

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Congrats with your 2000th post atra! Btw nice joke.
thanks luc ad lefty
this one's for you



What's the difference between women and men?
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One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.
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A life on every face
And that's a change, till I'm finally left with an eight
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Number me in haste, it's a shame
This eagerness to change
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Old 08-04-2007, 04:53 PM
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thanks luc
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What's the difference between women and men? </PRE>
One has morning sickness, the other has morning stiffness.</PRE><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o></o>
LOL thats awesome. Oh how the truth can be so funny sometimes. Oh and congratz on 2,000 post man.
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The official 2000 post award ahehehe mabrouk atra201!











Alizée: j'te donne quelques vraies Gourmandises, et que cette journée t'apporte plein de bonheur!


I give you some real delicacies, and may this day bring you much happiness!

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The official 2000 post award ahehehe mabrouk atra201!


Alizée: j'te donne quelques vraies Gourmandises, et que cette journée t'apporte plein de bonheur!


I give you some real delicacies, and may this day bring you much happiness!


merci beaucoup gc
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"Such a shame to believe in escape
A life on every face
And that's a change, till I'm finally left with an eight
Tell me to react, I just stare
Maybe I don't know if I should change
A feeling that we share...
It's a shame
(Such a shame)
Number me with rage, it's a shame
(Such a shame)
Number me in haste, it's a shame
This eagerness to change
It's a shame..."
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

(2000 posts before the end of the year )
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what do you mean by that?
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"Such a shame to believe in escape
A life on every face
And that's a change, till I'm finally left with an eight
Tell me to react, I just stare
Maybe I don't know if I should change
A feeling that we share...
It's a shame
(Such a shame)
Number me with rage, it's a shame
(Such a shame)
Number me in haste, it's a shame
This eagerness to change
It's a shame..."
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