Trying to make the funniest cover photo

[Future Raptor Ace]

Our group is trying to make the funniest and most random cover photo possible for our final report. We are striving for something that will make the professor be like "what the ..............!!" What we are trying to do for our cover photo is put a collection of random but funny things that have absolutely nothing to do with the content of our report on one crazy image. Here is what we have so far




If anyone has any suggestions or is good with photoshop and would like to make modifications I would greatly appreciate it. The report is due May 9th. If you have an idea please make sure it is appropriate and not vulgar as for my group and I will actually be submitting this in.
Our cover photo for our last project in which our professor liked was the image below and he challenged us to top it for the final report which is what the random photo above is