If your house caught fire, what would you save?

[Zeerre]

Originally Posted by MarkL

Mannik: For my next witness...I'd like to call Alizée Jacotey to the stand!
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Judge: Shes not here?
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Mannik: Well there goes my case, I plead guilty

"Wait!" screams Alizée in a heavy French accent as she bursts through the door. "This man is innocent, and I can prove it."
She reaches into her purse and slowly pulls out a mysterious item. Gasps quickly fill the courtroom as everyone focuses their eyes on the shiny object that now lies before them...

[OndrejSc]

Originally Posted by Zeerre

"Wait!" screams Alizée in a heavy French accent as she bursts through the door. "This man is innocent, and I can prove it."
She reaches into her purse and slowly pulls out a mysterious item. Gasps quickly fill the courtroom as everyone focuses their eyes on the shiny object that now lies before them...

Judge: "A... dildo?! What do you hope to accomplish with THAT, Miss?"
Alizee: "Sorry. My mistake." /Quickly switches item for an even more mysterius and shiny object, heavy sighs of relief are heard from the audience.

[Människöpesten]

M249 is weaksauce. just sayin' but yeah. that would be an epic trial. i'd like to hear more.

[User22]

Originally Posted by OndrejSc

Judge: "A... dildo?! What do you hope to accomplish with THAT, Miss?"
Alizee: "Sorry. My mistake." /Quickly switches item for an even more mysterius and shiny object, heavy sighs of relief are heard from the audience.

Hahahaha when I saw that I just thought of on the La Methode Caudet interview when they were talking about what Alizee likes or something and the co-host says, "Sextoy?" HAHAHAHAHAH